AnnaLefler
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Have bolted the cow catcher to the front of my car. Am wearing water-bottle holster and a Depends. In other words - ready for shopping.
about 5 hours ago
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Now that I think about it, if you can still see *anything,* you haven't applied enough Cool Whip.
about 19 hours ago
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Thanksgiving rule #47: If you can still see the pie, you haven't applied enough Cool Whip.
about 20 hours ago
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@ Saw your show last month - front row at Disney Hall. Fantastic! Congratulations...and Happy Thanksgiving.
8:04 AM Nov 26th
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Which feels more Thanksgiving-y: "The Bodyguard" or "Dirty Dancing?" I think the pilgrims would have been more into Kevin Costner.
7:10 PM Nov 25th
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AMarinkaNYC @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
7:07 PM Nov 25th
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My son: "Know who cusses at us the most, Mom? Grandma."
4:23 PM Nov 25th
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I'm sorry, but if the fish start talking, I'm *out* of here.
9:47 AM Nov 25th
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Ordering underwear online. Overnight delivery. Don't ask.
9:19 AM Nov 24th
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I can't help it: when I hear "Bohemian Rhapsody," I turn into Wayne Campbell. (Tip: Not recommended at children's piano recital.)
5:20 PM Nov 22nd
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I injured myself putting on my workout clothes today. So *that's* how you want to play, eh, Universe?
9:41 AM Nov 21st
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I have eaten four corn dogs since last night. These cravings can mean only one thing: an immaculate pregnancy by Billy Ray Cyrus.
12:24 PM Nov 19th
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@ That was very "Proactiv" of him. *snort*
11:23 AM Nov 19th
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Gack - I've got "La Isla Bonita" stuck in my head! I need some Molly Hatchet - Adam Ant - Andy Williams - *anything.* STAT!
10:24 AM Nov 19th
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"If you don't quit asking me what a 'disco stick' is, I'm going to tan your hide with one."
6:48 PM Nov 18th
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Sitting at my desk, reeling from the fragility of it all. Sending prayers and support to the Mayhew family.
12:34 PM Nov 18th
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Fixing the malfunctioning burner on my range. If you hear a big "BOOM!" please tell my mom that, *yes*, I should have called the repairman.
4:13 PM Nov 17th
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New blog post: Back off, Mayans.
8:31 AM Nov 16th
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Putting a new ball on my lightning rod today. Sadly, not a euphemism...just a lightning rod.
12:41 PM Nov 15th
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would love to be channeling Audrey Hepburn, but so far is holding steady at Ernest Borgnine.
8:36 AM Nov 14th
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- Name Anna Lefler
- Location Santa Monica, CA
- Web http://www.lifeju...
- Bio Novelist, humorist, standup comic, AAA member.
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