Ann_Langlois
- Overcast today in Phoenix. SO EXOTIC and awesome. Total treat. Really should take a sick day...or, a sick year? Mental health year? Yes. --8:50 AM Oct 7th from web
- @ Just saw one of the most important movies of my ENTIRE LIFE. You can watch it free online. Every human should watch this. -8:39 AM Oct 5th from web
- Funny that my 1st tweet after a break is when my espresso machine is BACK. I once was blind, but now am caffeinated. --5:30 AM Oct 4th from web
- Ok, espresso machine going back to NY for 2nd fix now. Why don't they just RIP A LIMB OFF ALREADY? 1st World problem, yes, but come ON! --2:56 PM Sep 9th from web
- My espresso machine is fixed and back home. I swear, I heard trumpets playing in the background as it came thru the door. It was GLORIOUS. -5:17 AM Aug 26th from web
- Forgot to wear a belt today and my SLACKS are loose. Isn't the words slacks creepy? Anyway, if you see a bare ass walkin' around, that's me.8:39 AM Aug 5th from web
- One of my dogs is extremely into licking cotton lately. What le heck? Does he have low blood cotton??? --4:39 PM Jul 20th from web
- And in other breaking news: Brad Pitt still looks Manlicious on his motorcycle. --9:35 AM Jul 16th from web
- It is a tragedy for all mankind that sweetened condensed milk has calories. Without the cals, it could bring about world peace. --9:31 AM Jul 16th from web
- Didn't buy fireworks for the 4th. Going to go outside and light matches. And let our dogs bark at the neighbors until they're hoarse. --7:50 PM Jul 4th from web
- Had a shrimp Caesar salad for lunch, but feel like I ate a small building. See? Salads are bad for you, like a bait and switch scam. --1:44 PM Jun 30th from web
- Hubby wants to take me out for sushi for lunch. Sigh. Poor me...FORCED to eat sushi yet again. Will slug through it, for his sake. --11:09 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Jon and Kate are getting a divorce. In other news, water is still wet. --7:01 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Wow, have not tweeted in 15 days. I'm again retaining Twater. Will cut down on salt stat. --9:41 AM Jun 17th from web
- My hair is so dry that if I rubbed it on itself, it would start a fire. --5:14 PM Jun 1st from web
- Can't believe the season of The Tudors is over. My life is now meaningless. --11:39 AM May 27th from web
- My 3 lb. dog was snoring and it was so freakin' cute I had to wake him so I could squeeze him and smell his ears and stuff. Heavenly. --8:39 PM May 24th from web
- OMG OMG...it's National Vinegar Month and I'm ONLY finding out NOW? What am I supposed to do? I only have 7 days left to celebrate! --6:11 AM May 24th from web
- Insomnia, up at 3:30am, 3rd day in a row. I'm gonna take my Insomnia in a back alley and beat the SHIT out of it. --9:37 AM May 21st from web
- How to really get me going? Be a printer, and just stop working. Just SEE WHAT HAPPENS THEN. That's right. Uh huh. Dare you. --1:02 PM May 19th from web
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- Name Ann_Langlois
- Location Phoenix, AZ
- Web http://velvetlava...
- Bio Hostess with the leastess. Member of the dorkus maximus species.
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