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  1. Overcast today in Phoenix. SO EXOTIC and awesome. Total treat. Really should take a sick day...or, a sick year? Mental health year? Yes. --
  2. @EarthlingsMovie Just saw one of the most important movies of my ENTIRE LIFE. You can watch it free online. Every human should watch this. -
  3. Funny that my 1st tweet after a break is when my espresso machine is BACK. I once was blind, but now am caffeinated. --
  4. Ok, espresso machine going back to NY for 2nd fix now. Why don't they just RIP A LIMB OFF ALREADY? 1st World problem, yes, but come ON! --
  5. My espresso machine is fixed and back home. I swear, I heard trumpets playing in the background as it came thru the door. It was GLORIOUS. -
  6. Forgot to wear a belt today and my SLACKS are loose. Isn't the words slacks creepy? Anyway, if you see a bare ass walkin' around, that's me.
  7. One of my dogs is extremely into licking cotton lately. What le heck? Does he have low blood cotton??? --
  8. And in other breaking news: Brad Pitt still looks Manlicious on his motorcycle. --
  9. It is a tragedy for all mankind that sweetened condensed milk has calories. Without the cals, it could bring about world peace. --
  10. Didn't buy fireworks for the 4th. Going to go outside and light matches. And let our dogs bark at the neighbors until they're hoarse. --
  11. Had a shrimp Caesar salad for lunch, but feel like I ate a small building. See? Salads are bad for you, like a bait and switch scam. --
  12. Hubby wants to take me out for sushi for lunch. Sigh. Poor me...FORCED to eat sushi yet again. Will slug through it, for his sake. --
  13. Jon and Kate are getting a divorce. In other news, water is still wet. --
  14. Wow, have not tweeted in 15 days. I'm again retaining Twater. Will cut down on salt stat. --
  15. My hair is so dry that if I rubbed it on itself, it would start a fire. --
  16. Can't believe the season of The Tudors is over. My life is now meaningless. --
  17. My 3 lb. dog was snoring and it was so freakin' cute I had to wake him so I could squeeze him and smell his ears and stuff. Heavenly. --
  18. OMG OMG...it's National Vinegar Month and I'm ONLY finding out NOW? What am I supposed to do? I only have 7 days left to celebrate! --
  19. Insomnia, up at 3:30am, 3rd day in a row. I'm gonna take my Insomnia in a back alley and beat the SHIT out of it. --
  20. How to really get me going? Be a printer, and just stop working. Just SEE WHAT HAPPENS THEN. That's right. Uh huh. Dare you. --