Ann_Langlois
- Didn't buy fireworks for the 4th. Going to go outside and light matches. And let our dogs bark at the neighbors until they're hoarse. --7:50 PM Jul 4th from web
- Had a shrimp Caesar salad for lunch, but feel like I ate a small building. See? Salads are bad for you, like a bait and switch scam. --1:44 PM Jun 30th from web
- Hubby wants to take me out for sushi for lunch. Sigh. Poor me...FORCED to eat sushi yet again. Will slug through it, for his sake. --11:09 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Jon and Kate are getting a divorce. In other news, water is still wet. --7:01 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Wow, have not tweeted in 15 days. I'm again retaining Twater. Will cut down on salt stat. --9:41 AM Jun 17th from web
- My hair is so dry that if I rubbed it on itself, it would start a fire. --5:14 PM Jun 1st from web
- Can't believe the season of The Tudors is over. My life is now meaningless. --11:39 AM May 27th from web
- My 3 lb. dog was snoring and it was so freakin' cute I had to wake him so I could squeeze him and smell his ears and stuff. Heavenly. --8:39 PM May 24th from web
- OMG OMG...it's National Vinegar Month and I'm ONLY finding out NOW? What am I supposed to do? I only have 7 days left to celebrate! --6:11 AM May 24th from web
- Insomnia, up at 3:30am, 3rd day in a row. I'm gonna take my Insomnia in a back alley and beat the SHIT out of it. --9:37 AM May 21st from web
- How to really get me going? Be a printer, and just stop working. Just SEE WHAT HAPPENS THEN. That's right. Uh huh. Dare you. --1:02 PM May 19th from web
- Okay, Star Trek this weekend? It was great! Totally shocked that I just typed that. Maybe I'm a victim of the Body Snatchers. --4:04 PM May 18th from web
- Going to Star Trek movie today, not thrilled about it. At least there'll be some hot man-meat to gaze upon. Afterward, sushification. --8:39 AM May 16th from web
- If you see error code 6A00 on your printer? That means you take it to the roof of your building and toss. Nothing else needs to be done. --11:21 AM May 15th from web
- The thing about doughnut holes is that they're deceptive little fuckers. They lure you in, & then 25 of them try to jump down your throat.11:17 AM May 15th from web
- I am consistently inconsistent. This is probably why I'm so irritating to myself. Not to mention others. --10:02 AM May 13th from web
- High frustration day...in the mood to smash some stuff or perhaps throwing eggs would be fun. Plus, someone is farting at work. Not good. --2:40 PM May 12th from web
- If you were next to me right now, you would totally kick my shin or light my hair on fire for the way I'm chewing my gum. --3:55 PM May 6th from web
- My tummy wants me to make Red Velvet Cake, but my ass does not. --12:25 PM May 4th from web
- Cuddling with the doggies. Heavenly. If I was in heaven though, these brownies I'm inhaling wouldn't have calories that end up on my ass. --3:59 PM May 2nd from web
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- Name Ann_Langlois
- Location Phoenix, AZ
- Web http://velvetlava...
- Bio Hostess with the leastess. Member of the dorkus maximus species.
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