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  1. Knee gave out on the trail in front of the police station. Now in a cop car on the way to the hospital. Go weekdays!about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon
  2. Internetz, I ate too much cheese. I know you care!8:18 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
  3. I think a caribou is talking to me. In unrelated news, I think there may be a gas leak in my house.10:55 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
  4. Do I want a wife right now? No! A kitten? Maybe...1:58 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  5. I may or may not have my pants on backwards right now. Hint: I do.12:54 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  6. Drink enough and snapping a glow stick and pouring the liquid in your eyes so that you can see in the dark actually sounds like a good idea.8:49 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  7. Somehow eating fatty foods like ice cream while watching Schindler's List just makes me feel wrong inside... full, but wrong.5:17 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck
  8. Been listening to a lot of songs from the 90's today... weird.9:39 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  9. Never make assumptions. That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex!12:27 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  10. Some idiot kid just robbed the local walgreens for OxyContin using a samurai sword. Denver's stupid.12:12 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. I wonder why we never compromised ...9:40 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  12. @milquetoasted One bit me!!!!!!7:26 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to milquetoasted
  13. The next person that asks if I'm having a case of the Mondays gets kicked in the Beaver.12:31 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
  14. Stuck in Broomfield, car won't start, interview pushed back... FML.9:43 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
  15. Watching Downfall.3:29 PM Jun 25th from Skimmer
  16. Spray butter + ketchup + bacon salt = a surprisingly good dip for potato wedges10:32 PM Jun 24th from Skimmer
  17. Ficking bridge work is going to make me late for an interview.8:28 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/6:54 AM Jun 22nd from Support #IranElection
  19. Damn. Just got a summons for jury duty. Any good ideas how to get out of it?7:02 PM Jun 17th from TweetDeck
  20. 3:30 in the afternoon and I just woke up. Damn you NyQil!3:19 PM Jun 16th from TweetDeck
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