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  1. You know we don't have enough excitement in FL. Wish people would just sling their pet pythons out the window to liven things up a bit.
  2. @julieclawson Call policing agency. Here they send young offenders over to clean up work as part of their community service.
  3. Obama gave away the farm to Republican Rep. Cao in LA and could have won without his vote. Oops.
  4. I think I have Pre-Tramatic Stress syndrome. Oh, you laugh at me, but not at the Ft. Hood shooter the media diagnoses with PTS?
  5. I've gone from counting my baby's finger & toes to mapping their location during shooting crisis in Orlando. Mothers adapt.
  6. 111 New boards, bureaucracies, commissions, programs created under HR3962.
  7. When are Democrats and Republicans going to realize their date is not coming back from the bathroom? The party's over.
  8. What ever happened to Fredericks of Hollywood? Don't women dress like tramps any longer?
  9. Someone is getting the hook, pulling the sun offstage and dropping the curtain, leaving the audience stupefied. Or is it just me?
  10. My every activity is endlessly fascinating---to my cats.
  11. Good News:They stopped x-raying candy for razor blades, but handed out maps to sexual predators this Halloween to put more fear in the night
  12. I left the worm at the bottom of the bottle. Can somebody ask it where I parked my broom?
  13. Gonna cavort in pool all afternoon and go trick or treating as a prune. Wait I can do that now!
  14. Surprise appearance of catnip mouse, turd or hairball? Hard to tell until you step in it.
  15. Hope that smoke is not coming from my house, not in 90 degree heat. Last time home burned there was snow on the ground.Much better planning
  16. A govt. program that gives to all, takes only from top 1%, no rationing, no unwanted changes & and pays for itself. Is it April already?
  17. How come no one knocks over liquor stores anymore? Seems a safer place to be than a church lately.
  18. So I didn't get the memo and missed a launch. Do overs, please.
  19. It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. - Voltaire
  20. How does a cat know it is vet day? How? Even extra catnip didn't lessen his instincts. It's not going to be pretty getting into the car.