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I'm going to register stevejobswilleatyourspleen.com as an Apple domain. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
Ha! Lack-wit next to me is gunning for an Xmas hookup. Good luck my douchey friend. #fb about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
@GlennF @flargh Fuck! I *love* oxygen. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GlennF
Time to consume a metric fuck- ton of Xmas spirit #fb 6:37 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
@flargh Three words: Body Cavity Search 5:58 PM Dec 25th from web in reply to flargh
@flargh they're outsourcing their DMCA violations. 6:00 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to flargh
@bynkii we expect a full book report by Monday. 5:56 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to bynkii
Enjoying the holiday desert rain. For once I'm not locked up in a gods damned cubicle #fb 1:37 PM Dec 22nd from web
Also capitalizing on their other weakness…their brittle hipster bones. 9:28 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
Oy, I am assailed by fucking hipsters. Time to deploy their greatest weakness, un-ironically referencing popular culture. 9:26 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
@bynkii Sweet Satan he's a fucking douche. 3:11 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to bynkii
I love logos that show a trio of mutually interlocking gears to imply collaboration…since that arrangement can't actually turn. 5:46 PM Dec 20th from web
@bynkii And who invented "0"? That's right, the Arabs. You're not some sort of Ay-Rab terr'ist are you? 1:28 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to bynkii
My only reservation about having @mosspuppet on Angry Mac Bastards is having to share the scotch. 12:16 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
@dssstrkl What, My great-gandpappy was Seamus O'Finlestein. Sold the best bagels in Connemarra. 12:02 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
Note: I am, in fact, not a Jew. But the joke works better that way. 11:35 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic
When random twerps in the office ask "what are you doing for Christmas?" The temptation to reply, "Being a Jew" is overwhelming. 11:34 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic
@peelman I though in freetard-speak "blocking" meant "not bending over backward to accommodate our hippie asses." 10:52 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to peelman
@dssstrkl But surely my soul is worth more to the Dark Lord than some shriveled up old honkey from Bentonville? 10:49 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to dssstrkl
Jesus fuck, what demon do I need to sell my soul to to have Walmart eradicated. #fb 10:35 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie