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Angry_Drunk

I love you too. @ Casey Moore's Oyster House instagr.am/p/LE1-19NNnX/ 39 minutes ago via Instagram from Tempe, AZ
@dougpasnak This place is so under-stocked that I have to import my own. about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to dougpasnak
Fairly certain I'm the only person left in the office. about 10 hours ago via Echofon
@nadyne It pisses me off enough that I choose to enumerate all the variations. about 11 hours ago via Echofon in reply to nadyne
@nadyne The top-ten is mainly populated by our facilities guy's inability to stock a single break room. about 11 hours ago via Echofon in reply to nadyne
Link: Jim Dalrymple on the 7" iPad nuttery. | bit.ly/MBQQlF about 12 hours ago via The Angry Drunk Blog
@BenjaminBrooks The whole email to opt-out thing is BS anyway. Just give me a token to put in my <head> instead of going to them hat in hand about 13 hours ago via Echofon in reply to BenjaminBrooks
You know what I love dealing with? Text encoding mismatches. STAB STAB STAB KILL KILL KILL. 9:06 PM May 24th via Osfoora for Mac
@ShawnKing Even *if* Apple was to do the TV thing. They ain't announcing it at fucking WWDC. 9:05 PM May 24th via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ShawnKing
@dougpasnak @nadyne @bynkii It makes me weep to admit that my idiot company uses them for content. 9:04 PM May 24th via Osfoora for Mac in reply to dougpasnak
@flargh The God of Electronics demand a blood sacrifice from the offender. 2:21 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to flargh
@thisischadolson I mainly just want their arms to hurt. 11:43 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to thisischadolson
In my version of hell, tech pundits are forced to use stupid "Minority Report" interfaces...for eternity. MWAHAHAHAHA 11:29 AM May 24th via Echofon
The best part of driving in North Scottsdale is the octogenarians in sports cars doing 15 under the speed limit. 11:28 AM May 24th via Echofon
I would get in on this digital panhandling thing that seems all the rage these days, but it seems like too much work. 7:58 AM May 24th via Echofon
I should have been a Bond villain. #fb 7:53 AM May 24th via Echofon
@bynkii Huzzah! 7:27 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to bynkii
My people have a saying: Don't fuck with a man who has nothing left to lose. #fb 10:32 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS from Tempe, AZ
@GlennF @Moctavius For example, AZ SB 1070 was far less about hatin' on the browns than it was about the private prison industry. 1:58 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to GlennF
@GlennF @Moctavius It's crazy how any pies ALEC has their fingers in. 1:57 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to GlennF