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AngryTomatoe

Finally ended my week-long sexless streak. Fucked a guy an hour ago and have a 3some lined up in another hour. When it rains it pours. 3:10 PM Feb 27th, 2011 via Seesmic
@BAbackpacker Super duper hot, that's for sure! 6:18 AM Feb 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to BAbackpacker
Why does flossing feel so damn *tedious*? 3:45 PM Feb 8th, 2011 via TweetDeck
I am developing a taste for Latinos. Specifically beefy ones. Mmmm.... 3:40 PM Feb 8th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Why yes, I would love to pee on you. 12:08 PM Feb 6th, 2011 via twidroyd (original)
I'm looking forward to a nice dinner and mind-blowing sex with a hottie this evening. TGIF! 8:30 AM Feb 4th, 2011 via TweetDeck
When I get an email that ends w/ the ever-so-plucky "Cheers!" I feel the conspicuous absence of a drink in my hand. 11:13 AM Feb 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck
If fonts could reproduce I would have babies with Calibri. 11:20 AM Jan 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
My horoscope specifically said a wild Snorlax would burst into my life today but so far no dice. 12:43 PM Jan 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck
While my abilities in accessorizing are lackluster, my skills at being an accessory are virtually unmatched. 11:29 AM Jan 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Because I'm bored I'm going to see how many instances of Notebook I can have running at the same time. BBL 11:32 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
@BAbackpacker You are a doll! Thanks! I missed yours as well. :-D 10:32 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to BAbackpacker
Roses are red, violets are blue. Ryan Reynolds...I want to be on you. 8:47 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
We should meet up sometime. In my cellar. Come alone. 8:43 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
Stylish hipsters like myself get the news from the town crier. 8:40 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
(PIC) Twilight will blow your mind: http://i.imgur.com/WPcTv.png 8:37 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
I keep meaning to buy a humidifier but since I sleep in my own bed maybe once a week, it's not going to get much use. 8:12 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
@BAbackpacker Thanks, man! Well, I suppose you'll just have to enjoy your country music without the hat. 8:08 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to BAbackpacker
RT @BAbackpacker: I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC~ // Where's your cowboy hat? 7:42 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
@leatherscot Ha! I don't believe it. This will require some investigatory research. 7:40 AM Jan 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to leatherscot

Name Angry Tomatoe
Location ÜT: 38.882433,-77.14565
Bio Just another gay dude trying to be funny on Twitter. For the most part I watch my mouth...but not always, FYI.