AngiesRightLeg
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Jessie J is the Ralph Macchio to my Pat Morita. Kim Kardashian, in this analogy, is Cobra Kai. Sweep the leg!
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Since I'm too busy mediating between Obama and Karzai, I had to send a surrogate to the Webby Awards last night.
1:06 PM May 22nd
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Facebook? I'm still waiting for my angel investment in Friendster to pay off. *sigh* Never hear the end of this from Bono at Cannes.
11:52 AM May 18th
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RIP Donna Summer. In your memory, tonight I shall shake a me to "Hot Stuff."
10:43 AM May 17th
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Being mostly bone, I need plenty of calcium in my diet. So I hired the lady from the cover of Time.
1:34 PM May 11th
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And now Kate Middleton is honing in on my turf. More like the Duchess of UMBRAGE! Her and Anja Rubick owe me royalties.
8:16 AM May 9th
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Aw, hellllll no. Anja Rubick be frontin'. Her hip could slice deli meat (which she should then use to eat a sandwich).
9:43 AM May 8th
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Hillary has Hu Jintao distracted. I'll swoop into China and save the blind activist. The thighnamic duo strikes again!
2:53 PM May 3rd
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Memories of Correspondents' dinner! @ @ @ @ @ @
11:42 AM May 1st
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It gives me paws for thought. @ Curious what @ thinks of 39-pound cat's fatsploitation?
1:16 PM Apr 30th
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Flattery, Ms. McCain, will get you EVERYWHERE. (I'll overlook that it's your left leg.) @
11:02 AM Apr 30th
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Nair, food, arthritis, sunlight, amorous dogs, Tebow, Left Leg, Carly Rae Jepsen, Tebow again, Twitter hash tags, irony.
3:04 PM Apr 29th
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Precious pays homage. Gab is fab.
8:35 AM Apr 27th
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Upset I didn't make the Time 100 Most Influential list (robbed by Tebow). At least I got to hang at the gala with Hill.
9:02 AM Apr 26th
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If we're being totally honest, I'm quite enamored with myself.
11:59 AM Apr 24th
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Thankfully, I only use JDate. (I converted.) @ "Remind me not to go on !"
2:41 PM Apr 21st
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Her body might reject it like a baboon heart. @ Best headline I've seen today: 'Angelina Jolie Needs a Burger!’
12:55 PM Apr 19th
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Hillary Clinton is totally invited to the bachelorette party.
4:19 PM Apr 16th
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In charge of the bachelorette party. What's got two toes and wants to see Angelina Jolie wear a novelty penis hat? This gal.
4:49 PM Apr 14th
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Brad Pitt is finally making an honest woman out of Big Ang. The wedding dress better have an incredibly large slit.
2:39 PM Apr 13th
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- Name Angelina Jolie's Leg
- Bio I am Angelina Jolie's right leg.
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