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  1. @BradMilner It worked for me but now they all want to have sex, go figure, never can win
  2. @williamjone haha no its random, when im feeling funny ;)
  3. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked..."Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
  4. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked..."Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  5. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked..."I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
  6. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked...To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  7. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked... You want to see if it's like the dream,
  8. @BabyVirgo ;)
  9. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked... People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  10. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked..Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk,
  11. Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked...No one steals your chair,Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning....
  12. @williamjone hahah good to know..........I guess :)
  13. @whyfan24 ty ;)
  14. Top Sign You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's <and here are your free wings with that!>
  15. Top Thing To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like...I really don't deserve this.
  16. TOP REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..... You can do the whole neighborhood.
  17. @williamjone :P dont forget to wear tight pants LOL HAHAHAHAHA
  18. TOP THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY IN GOLF BUT ISNT Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
  19. TOP THING MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...Finally find that damned G-spot.
  20. Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!! #usefultranslations