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Angela_D_Merkel

  1. Toasting JP Morgan with a round of Suffering Bastards. #Friday #Eurohorror 1:39 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. @darioperkins Herzliche Willkommen. AMx 12:47 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to darioperkins
  3. Nick Clegg called to offer advice. Turns out he's lost 97% of his followers as well. 12:44 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Welcomed @MatinaStevis to #Eurohorror at the Chancellery. I think she's dressed up as @spignal. #friday 12:14 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. And here's Michael Flatley dressed as an Irish referendum. #Eurohorror 11:47 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. Jamie Dimon's turned up dressed as himself. #Eurohorror 11:42 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Mario's going as a zombie bank. No need for a costume. 9:15 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. #Eurohorror fancy dress at the Chancellery tonight. I'm going as Voldemort. 9:05 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. More new mail from @D_Strauss_Kahn. twitter.com/Queen_Europe/s… 4:31 AM May 11th via web
  10. Text from David: "OMG FFS LOL DC" 4:08 AM May 11th via web
  11. Running a massive cheeseburger hedge in case @EVenizelos pulls this thing off. 2:54 AM May 11th via web
  12. @fraeulein_tessa Großen Kuss. AMx 1:31 AM May 11th via web in reply to fraeulein_tessa
  13. Lightly grilled London Whale for breakfast. #JPM 12:44 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. It's Chill Out Everybody, I'm Still In Charge Friday. Wearing an ill-considered synthetic trading position. 12:22 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. I think Wolfgang's been gambling again. Caught him stuffing $2bn into a safe at the Finance Ministry. 5:08 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. @FGoria Twitter has gone mad this week. 4:46 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to FGoria
  17. Passed the Greek mandate to Jamie Dimon. #Losing 2:43 PM May 10th via web
  18. Put in a call to Alexis Tsipras, but he was busy having his cake and eating it. 12:34 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. Papoulias on the line, dazed & confused as usual. Suggested he pass the mandate to @EfiEfthimiou. #Greece 12:11 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. Athens update. Formation of government about as likely as Obama / Biden getting married in exploding underpants. 9:16 AM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Angela Merkel (not)
  • Location Lost in the Eurozone
  • Web http://angeladmer...
  • Bio Ex-fake Chancellor of Germany, now upgraded to @Queen_Europe
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