Andy__Rooney
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My favorite photograph of Mike Wallace: c:\users\arooney\my_documents\mikesnewtrousers.jpg
4:18 PM Oct 23rd
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Any man who owns more than one brand of cologne is not a man I'd like to know.
2:42 PM Oct 23rd
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The fragrance industry rakes in billions of dollars every year, but none of them smell any good at all.
2:41 PM Oct 23rd
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For my money, the best popcorn on the market is ACTII microwave popcorn. It cooks up in a couple of minutes, and most of the kernels pop.
3:43 PM Oct 22nd
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There are too many brands of popcorn. Orville Redenbacher, Jolly Time, Jiffy Pop, Pop Weaver, Pop Secret, and Newman's Own are just a few.
3:42 PM Oct 22nd
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Miss you, Don.
8:25 PM Aug 19th
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Don Hewitt intimidated his subordinates and cowered before his superiors. He was a petty man who got where he was through sheer luck.
8:25 PM Aug 19th
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Don's one wish was to be a television great. Instead he ended up surrounded by them. It ate him up inside and probably gave him cancer.
7:51 PM Aug 19th
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Don never bragged about it, but he played in one inning for the Brooklyn Dodgers. He held the bat upside down and stood facing the catcher.
7:49 PM Aug 19th
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Don's wife once came on to me by the pay phones at Tavern on the Green. I never told him. I suppose I should have, but he'd have hit her.
7:46 PM Aug 19th
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Mike Wallace once wanted to do a story on puppy mills. Don Hewitt shot him down. I think Don ran a puppy mill.
7:44 PM Aug 19th
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Ate my first solid meal in a while today. I had gotten used to the Ensure. Chocolate was good. Vanilla, too. Never tried strawberry.
7:39 PM Aug 19th
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Don Hewitt is dead. I once borrowed a dollar from him for the vending machine. Never paid him back. I feel guilty for it, but I win.
7:37 PM Aug 19th
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Most people my age are no longer alive. My visiting nurse tries to be positive, but I know what she claims not to: I'm in the home stretch.
9:53 PM Aug 3rd
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They're amazing, walls. They hold up the roof, but they're also handy for hanging pictures. I like that.
9:43 PM Aug 3rd
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Lately, I've been sleeping all day and staying up all night. Sometimes I read; mostly I sit an an old upright chair and stare at the wall.
9:41 PM Aug 3rd
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@ You give us too much credit. The fact is that the news is run by children who don't know what they're doing. Like Couric.
11:58 AM Jul 26th
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I really like Thanksgiving, mostly for the pies. I enjoy pumpkin pie as much as I hate mincemeat pie. All of the fruit pies are good too.
11:55 AM Jul 26th
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Just because he was marginally talented and very popular for a while, his suicide doesn't warrant the kind of coverage it's been getting.
11:46 AM Jul 26th
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Haven't we had enough coverage of this Michael Jackson story? People die of drug overdoses every day, and it's their own fault.
11:45 AM Jul 26th
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