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Andy_Staples

@jon_rubin Thursday. Ladies night. about 2 hours ago via UberSocial for iPhone in reply to jon_rubin
@bourbonmeyer Considering I proposed right after Labor Day of that year, it's even more amazing. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for iPhone in reply to bourbonmeyer
Was world's worst wingman when I met my wife 12 years ago tonight. Thanks, Market St Pub, for serving her enough Long Islands to talk to me. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for iPhone
Missed this yesterday, but @JasonKirkSBN had the best analysis of Larry Scott's plus-one threat. sbn.to/JSfrVm about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@frankthetank111 Yep. People don't get that some donors would shut off the faucet if they join a conference in football. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to frankthetank111
No current student listens to Warrant -- except the awesome ones. RT @Jimmy_Sanderson: Also hope athlete not listening to Warrant circa 92 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
RT @Jimmy_Sanderson: And pray the professor doesn't assign a paper on Freud about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
So "Sam Adams" is on the college social media cops' watch list. Hope someone has gotten an alert when an athlete was writing a history paper about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
@andyhre They look like they came straight from Urban Dictionary. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to andyhre
@Jimmy_Sanderson Or that generation could learn to stop acting shocked when something placed in a public forum gets discovered. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Jimmy_Sanderson
@Prehmmr It's not private if several hundred people (Facebook friends) can see it. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Prehmmr
That said, if these college athletes -- or anyone, for that matter -- want to keep something private, DON'T PUT IT ON THE INTERNET. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
The last line of this excellent @Deadspin story on college social media cops is classic. deadspin.com/5912230 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
@ClarkSteelerFan You're not getting it. You get more clicks with the adultery angle. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ClarkSteelerFan
@kcflatlander No baseball for me. I'm going to need to get assigned to a K-State or KU game. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to kcflatlander
Going on @finebaum now. SiriusXM channel 91 for my sat radio homies. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@BigRedinTejas I think canned would have worked better in the context of that tweet. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BigRedinTejas
Another PR pro that deserves to be caned. RT @kittenwithawhip: Just got a pitch about "healthy BBQ" saying remove fat & skin before cooking. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@DrPattiJones No. In the hunt for more clicks, the adultery/cuckolding angle is key. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to DrPattiJones
I could put together some BBQ slideshows, though. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck