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AndyShore

  1. Stevie Wonder is probably my favorite human. #SorryMomAndDad #BBMA 6:13 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  2. There is a baby with a mohawk at this Buffalo Wild Wings, and @MattSilver's still looks sillier. 1:44 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @JHO7986 samsies. 1:02 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JHO7986
  4. Having the guy from the UK introduce the guitar player as all the way from Colorado is slightly hilarious. #Rodina 11:34 PM May 19th via txt
  5. I'm wearing my Cubs shirt today, because it's laundry day. That's where me and sports are at right now. #GrannyPanties 9:46 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPad
  6. Oh good. For a second there I thought a Chicago sports team might gut out a win. I don't like change anyway. #Cubs 10:17 PM May 11th via web
  7. @drivemycarlye The biggest difference I always point to between freelance life and a desk job is that pants are no longer optional. 11:48 AM May 7th via web in reply to drivemycarlye
  8. @therobertmorris Gives whole new meaning to giving the good news or bad news first. 7:30 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPad in reply to therobertmorris
  9. “@therobertmorris: Hot damn! Good news is punching me in the balls from every direction.” Good news is a funny name for a hooker. #kinkyshit 7:06 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  10. Is Joakim Noah wearing a blazer over pajamas? #Bulls 10:40 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  11. Some bands don't age well. Beastie Boys wasn't one of them. RIP MCA youtube.com/watch?v=NtlRU_… 10:30 AM May 4th via web
  12. @kibbe Because Russell Simmons isn't a credible source when it comes to the Beastie Boys? His site reported it. 10:06 AM May 4th via web in reply to kibbe
  13. Took the protector screen off my iPhone today and haven't stopped touching it...or maybe someone dosed me with ecstasy. 8:54 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. On a more positive note, the cashier at Trader Joes is stonedAF and has a different facial expression for each item he scans. 4:40 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Probably shouldn't have worn my Bulls shirt out in public. I may cold cock the first person who mentions Derrick Rose. 4:25 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Moving to Antarctica. Fairly certain the only competitive sport there is not dying. 4:17 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Andy Shore
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://www.festiv...
  • Bio Can't say I'm not a double negative aficionado. Co-creator of @FestivalCrasher and @ThoseAHoles.
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