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  1. if the Transformers came to earth 2000 years ago, they'd all have to turn into chariots.
  2. RT @executiverocker When I finally got a circus job, I got fired.
  3. @hayleycampbelly you've got to admire the combination of puerility and bravery found in whoever did that.
  4. I looked into getting a job in the circus, but there were so many hoops to jump through.
  5. quick glance at trending topics shows USA support for Knox running at approx 100%.
  6. In half awake state listening to radio, mind confused news items and England were drawn against Algeria, Foxy Knoxy and Slovenia
  7. RT @davidschneider Amanda Knox has been found guilty tho she should be able to appeal under Berlusconi's too-hot-to-rot-(in-jail) laws
  8. You can't beat Eggs Benedict. If someone else is paying.
  9. thanks for ffs for those that did. Will actually do some of own next week.
  10. I think this 'internet fad' is nearly over. We'll all be using fountain pens and Basildon Bond by this time next year.
  11. @danielmaier steeplechase was the best one.
  12. @DaveGorman it was good wasn't it?
  13. voice all smashed up and croaky from singing at Karaoke Circus last night. I sound a lot huskier and sexier.
  14. @edmorrish antics! Who could resist a show with antics?
  15. @ratbanjos pub quiz team names: I always suggest "Lying In A Ditch Somewhere."
  16. @SaliWho heard yesterday of a shop in Co. Clare that has rigged up a system to give people weeing on its doorstep an electric shock.
  17. had enough now of that joke about Tiger Woods 'never having a problem before about driving 300 yards.'
  18. @quantick Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherd's Bush. Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush.
  19. Note to population of western world; skinny muffins at Starbucks don't make you skinny, they just make you fat more slowly.
  20. It's time I came clean about my 2 year relationship with Tiger Woods.