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  1. First, GO BIG RED. Cornhuskers! Second, well, there is no second.
  2. @jimimcclure Nice! When does it air?
  3. @JennaStern That is a fact.
  4. Tipping Miss Daisy #cowfilms
  5. @AllenLulu No way. Grease? Really. Jesus.
  6. If Marijuana is helpful for certain illnesses, why should it not be legal? Oxycodone hooked Rush Limbaugh but it's still legal...
  7. I lost four followers by coming back to Twitter? Jesus. How fickle are these people? They like me better when I'm away!
  8. @badrear Wait. According to the techs at Twitter, you're not supposed to see me. Crap. Block! Block!
  9. @JamesUrbaniak Roman Polanski directed "As Green As My Prius." Then he had sex with a fourteen-year-old.
  10. @MrSpock88 Whoa...take it easy there, you'll get me to tear up! ( read: thanks)
  11. ...And one more thing: I'm driving a loaned Cadillac CTS-V around...Oh my. This thing is a rocket ship! Not as green as my prius, but damn!
  12. @MrSpock88 Thank you! Happy to be back.
  13. @BlackAddler Thank you! Glad to be back!
  14. @JamesUrbaniak You SUSpected!
  15. Dear Apple Computers: I waited. Please release your newest iMac Quad-Core already. I'm done waiting!
  16. @JamesUrbaniak I freaking love you. That's how.
  17. The bitch, the bitch, the bitch is back. Almost sober, as a matter of fact!
  18. @diablocody Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?
  19. Follow Friday: @Kevin_Nealon, @Jon_Favreau, @DiabloCody, @SarahKSilverman, @SukiYeagley, and @paulfeig. Oh, and @JamesUrbaniak.
  20. Follow Friday: Roman Polanski's case! That's some interesting S&*$