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AndyKimy

  1. @Sketkh No dice. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Sketkh
  2. @Sketkh Come to #Sketchy Situation at The PIT on June 13th to see for yourself. 22 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Sketkh
  3. BOOM! Sketch written. 44 minutes ago via web
  4. Remember Finding Nemo? They should make more movies that suck as little as that did. about 2 hours ago via web
  5. Ah, now I know who I'm gonna call. twitter.com/AndyKimy/statu… about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Obama smoked pot?! This will really affect the millennial generation's view of him as 'the cool president'. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Is it really "a break in the case!" when the murderer confesses after 30 years? #EtanPatz 3:48 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. See how I spread that lyme disease! 8:54 AM May 24th via web
  9. Swoon as I feed on the Bloody Mary's of the 1 percent! 8:53 AM May 24th via web
  10. Gasp as I gain sustenance from soon to be irrelevant socialites! 8:52 AM May 24th via web
  11. Picking up a radioactive tick working in the Hamptons made me: The Tick WASP Man! Watch as I jump from social function to social function! 8:51 AM May 24th via web
  12. Getting paid to hang with these guys. I'm guessing they used to be UG-ly! twitter.com/AndyKimy/statu… 3:38 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "Puppy Power Bottom!" -Gay Scrapy-Doo 12:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I'm in the middle of nowhere hearing loud screams of agony and someone just wet my pants. 11:50 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Is 'The Parent Trap' just a euphemism for your mother's junk? 11:42 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. "Ehhhhhh....What's up, Spock?" -Captain Bugs T. Bunny 8:48 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. At this point I'm assuming there's a legal clause that says Sutton Foster has to lay on her side for every ad she's in. 7:22 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I've got a headache that only lying in bed, eating ramen, and watching Dr Who can cure. #sickday 1:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. SICK DAY! I mean...(cough, cough)...sick day... 11:07 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone