AndyDulman
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Does Egg Nog relieve cold symptoms? It tastes like it does.
1:29 PM Dec 15th
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So Non-Alcoholic beer is for Non-Alcoholics?
10:46 AM Dec 15th
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Worst HIV/AIDS slogan: "Stay Positive".
1:12 AM Dec 15th
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Do not call any dancing Native Americans "rain man". They get it now.
6:28 PM Dec 14th
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Skeletons only ever think about one thing: sexing.
8:07 PM Dec 13th
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If I were to direct a porn film, I'd call it Malcolm XXX. An interracial story about the greater wood.
5:23 PM Dec 12th
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I wouldn't hire a plumber with red overalls. Not into my home.
11:02 PM Dec 11th
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Health/general well-being aside, an advil milkshake sounds pretty bomb.
2:46 PM Dec 10th
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RT @: My Comedy Central Presents airs Fri, 2/26/10 at 11:30pm! Who-ray? Me hooray!
11:50 AM Dec 10th
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Oh LA, you smell just as I remember, of burnt rubber and pulled hair.
9:35 AM Dec 8th
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Rumor has it, Charlie Chaplin was loud in bed.
2:40 PM Dec 5th
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I'm in the market to buy steel that easily stains. In a big way.
10:56 AM Dec 4th
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If I were in porn, I'd call myself Beef Strokanoff. Or Clamburger Helper. I'm hungry.
9:41 PM Dec 3rd
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Combining a blacklight with blackface doesn't cancel the racism.
7:47 PM Dec 3rd
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Is it Jay-Z or J.Z.? Either way you should call me Ay-D.
8:29 AM Dec 3rd
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My ear drums can only play Hot Cross Buns. Badum choosh. And that.
6:33 PM Dec 1st
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Wait so a French Dip sandwich is just roast beef in a jew sauce? Tastes racist somehow.
8:41 AM Dec 1st
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Mules were made to be broken.
10:18 PM Nov 30th
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I need to clear my reputation, so I wrote the book, "How I knit it". It's an ironic title because I've never knitted anyone.
9:14 AM Nov 30th
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Towel monkey, cute gesture or offensive slur?
10:57 AM Nov 29th
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- Name Andy Dulman
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://MakingOf.com
- Bio Production at MakingOf.com, filmmaker, comedian, explorer.
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