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AndyBodge

  1. Time for some sleep
  2. Put TV on. Saw it was Paul Chowdhry on Stand Up For The Week. Instantly turned TV off again.
  3. Well, thats the end of the telly I want to watch tonight
  4. Just ate a Crunchie ice cream. How have I missed out on these for so long!
  5. Find bitchin' t-shirt > Get excited about buying bitchin' t-shirt > Bitchin' t-shirt unavailable. Damn it.
  6. Summer vibes on the stereo
  7. Just found out the sun rises at 4:40am tomorrow. That'll be about the time it blinds me into waking up then. I miss my curtains already
  8. Quarter pounder burgers in slices of bread #LazyFuckersMenu
  9. @shawgab Its not a proper collection of Mario characters unless theres a Goomba
  10. Someone has removed the curtains from one of my bedroom windows. The one facing East. Hello, waking up when the run rises! Bastards.
  11. One of those days where I simply cannot be bothered to cook myself any tea
  12. I wish more of my deliveries were to the pub on a Friday evening. Nothing like a pint to cap off the working week
  13. I have a parcel to drop off at my local on my way home. At the moment its looking likely I'll stay for a pint aswell
  14. Another glorious day (that I will be spending indoors in an office)
  15. Looking at prices for flights to various places. I have no idea why, all this year's holiday is accounted for
  16. Few phrases fill me with as much joy as "and now, a double bill of Father Ted"
  17. Just burped the opening to Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal. Man, am I classy.
  18. Mobile signal has gone again. Sarah Woof must be up the mast again sacrificing something
  19. That Billingsgate programme looks alright, but its going in the iPlayer list. I have dishes to wash
  20. An old bloke on BBC4 just used the phrase "gnarly weather". Isn't there an age limit on surfer talk?