Andrew_Moroney
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@ I know...it was almost 24 hours that you had to wait! Well, now I'm ready to be entertained!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to carriehogan
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Time to go for a very cold run.
about 9 hours ago
from web
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A Copenhagen Climate Summit holiday suggestion, instead of giving mean folks coal for Christmas, let's just take away their carbon credits.
about 17 hours ago
from web
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I like my women like I like my holidays: You spend too much money to make them happy and even more on counseling when its all over.
about 18 hours ago
from Twikini
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I like my women like I like my holidays: It starts out exciting but always ends with someone breaking a bottle and yelling "I'll cut 'ya".
about 18 hours ago
from Twikini
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I want to force this statement to go viral. Do it internet.
12:04 AM Dec 7th
from Twikini
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If I started stories with "Let me tell you a tale", I think more people would be disappointed at the stories I actually tell.
10:19 PM Dec 6th
from Twikini
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There are 3 traditions to Festivus. Having started one of them, now all we need is the Festivus Pole and the Feats of Strength.
8:41 PM Dec 6th
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You can't look masculine when blowing out a candle.
12:29 PM Dec 6th
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The best band I've ever seen at Neumo's, "Local Natives". Well, besides @, of course.
9:43 PM Dec 5th
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@ We're in for sure!!
12:31 AM Dec 3rd
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in reply to bj_olin
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On hearing Kanye's "Gold Digger" I felt compelled to pen "Coal Digger" about women who want men only for their industrial revolution skills.
6:22 PM Nov 29th
from Twikini
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Do brain surgeons and rocket scientists, when faced with an easy task, say, "Well, it isn't what I do on a daily basis"
4:49 PM Nov 29th
from Twikini
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Completely geeked out over Esquire's augmented reality issue. COMPLETELY!
12:56 PM Nov 29th
from web
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I got to be honest, it's good to be back at work.
8:12 AM Nov 29th
from Twikini
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If I was a rapper, I too would write a song about my car. But, not a lot rhymes with 1983 Dodge Omni.
8:12 PM Nov 28th
from Twikini
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If I was a rapper, I too would write a song about my watch. But its a Casio calculator watch, so maybe not as catchy.
8:10 PM Nov 28th
from Twikini
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Time for a long run at Watershed.
12:50 PM Nov 28th
from Twikini
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In the winter, I refer to my skin tone as "snowdrift".
10:57 PM Nov 27th
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Just bought Esquire's augmented reality issue and am very stoked to try it out! Motion design + Print = mind blowing!
1:44 PM Nov 27th
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- Name Andrew_Moroney
- Location Redmond, Washington
- Web http://www.angels...
- Bio I love Jesus, motion graphics, graffiti and running fast.
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