AndrewWunder
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"So is the Captain America actor actually the little guy or the big guy?" "The big guy." "That makes me happy." - @
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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My sister got neck surgery today, but she's all like, "Pain? I don't have time for PAIN! I'm too busy going pushups and being a bad-A."
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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!! Gals, LOG OFF! It's Dudesday!
about 16 hours ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
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"I have diarrhea. I have boots on, too!" - my 2 and a half year old nephew, Landon
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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“Siri is that rain?”
Yes Zooey it is.
“Is this stove hot?”
Zooey, dont touch the stove again ok?
“Do I like purple?”
Please drop me in water
about 9 hours ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
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@ Uphill avalanche skiing.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to OldSpice
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I've been doing a lot of artwork recently... for t-shirts, tattoos, work, and now weddings.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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On Landon duty this morning. We're listening to Rock n Roll while we eat breakfast, & he didn't want to wear pants so I was like, "why not"?
about 16 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Peas, you're an average vegetable. No spunk to you what so ever. Little green balls of okayness.
about 18 hours ago
via Echofon
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@ what's up with all the meat
7:21 AM May 14th
via TweetCaster for Android
in reply to ladygaga
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Memorial day is important. It's not some blow it off, sit on your butt holiday like Thanksgiving. You gotta get out there and kick some ass.
11:58 AM May 24th
via web
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"So many people spend so much time with God but don't trust God with their body. It's mind, body, AND spirit." - Ray Lewis
11:57 AM May 24th
via web
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Cowboys' Dez Bryant begins 'scratching the surface' on talent - :
11:11 AM May 24th
via National Football League
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@ "Cutting. Him. In. The. Throat."
11:04 AM May 24th
via web
in reply to treyingram90
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Police: Road rage led to machete attack @
10:59 AM May 24th
via Tweet Button
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Just made my trainer co-worker Adam "Gramma ray" Wanner take me through a legit ab workout... holy crap...
10:59 AM May 24th
via web
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I hate it when people call me a caffeine addict. I prefer being called an "energy enthusiast", thank you very much.
7:08 AM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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If honey bottles come in the shape of a bear, ranch dressing bottles should come in the shape of a fat Midwestern dad named Alan.
2:37 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I hope I never get beatup by a guy wearing crocs
1:36 PM May 23rd
via Echofon
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"My dad joined the Police force after he was a middle school science teacher. He said the only difference was that he got to carry a gun."
1:57 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Andrew Wunder
- Location Stillwater, OK
- Bio Wunder son #2, graduate of Oklahoma State University, and Twitter user. Psalm 18:32-34
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