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AndrewRilstone

@worldofagwu Thank you. I hope you find it Quite Interesting . about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from City of Bristol, City of Bristol in reply to worldofagwu
Lovely day. Going for walk on Downs. Expect hailstones. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from City of Bristol, City of Bristol
Blackbeards_TP P.S. In the past, BHS & @CotswoldOutdoor have expressly welcomed us busking outside their stores. So shop there instead of @MarksandSpencer about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by AndrewRilstone
Blackbeards_TP Had they come and spoken to us we'd have been happy to move along. No need to call the cops @MarksandSpencer ! about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by AndrewRilstone and 1 other
Blackbeards_TP The Scarborough branch of @MarksandSpencer have just called the police to move us on from busking after 25mins about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by AndrewRilstone and 1 other
@problem_chimp I could sing you the Butlins Jubilee song if you like... about 19 hours ago via web
@problem_chimp Those of us of a certain class and age know that the staff of Butlins are referred to as "Red Coats". about 19 hours ago via web in reply to problem_chimp
@problem_chimp She is also appearing at a festival at Skegness Butlins, which would invite an obvious joke... about 19 hours ago via web in reply to problem_chimp
@problem_chimp Lady with red jacket doing gig in Bath in December? about 19 hours ago via web in reply to problem_chimp
UKFolkMusic FOLKWAVES - Will we get to 1,000 listen in a month? Hope so..!! mixcloud.com/UKFolkMusic_Fo… via @mixcloud One week before the next show. about 19 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by AndrewRilstone and 1 other
But still: Picard say "This royal throne of kings" and Loki saying "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers". about 19 hours ago via web
(All four histories = R2, H4.1, H4.2 and H5. Not H6.1 - H6.3. Or J or H8. The ones that make a story if you read them in the wrong order.) about 19 hours ago via web
Speaking of Shakespeare (which we were) Aunty Beeb is doing all four histories, with Loki as Hal and Picard as John of Gaunt. about 20 hours ago via web
"No" I replied "He's in a completely different superhero movie." about 20 hours ago via web
"I assume it's the thong" replied his friend. about 20 hours ago via web
Someone behind me in "Avengers" said "What is Thor holding onto while whizzing his hammer round his head." about 20 hours ago via web
@Nickpheas Arguably. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Nickpheas
@Nickpheas But my second version, in which I was writing for an you were reading a non existent magazine was funnier. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Nickpheas
@Nickpheas As a matter of fact, it only exists on web, but is also being used to "power" the Post (formally "Evening Post)'s arts coverage. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Nickpheas
@Nickpheas L'esprit de l'escalier: "It has closed. What you are reading is a figment of our mutual imaginations." about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Nickpheas

Name Andrew Rilstone
Location Turn right at the riot
Web http://andrewrils...
Bio On Mondays, Tuesdays, and alternate Saturdays I put books on shelves and read stories to children. The rest of the time, I sit in cafes typing drivel.