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  1. @ciarahinton so what the plan? nobel prize?
  2. @ciarahinton u need to aim higher than heat. ive been in heat!
  3. @ciarahinton insults come naturally to me. u need to hire a publicist too, to make sure your IT girl reputation precedes u
  4. @ciarahinton y do u need a p.a? U don't do anything
  5. @ciarahinton don't accuse me! You bought it up! :P
  6. @ciarahinton I'm very much sticking with my theory
  7. @chlo_xxx good luck
  8. @chlo_xxx he's actually already won :P
  9. Why does a blocked nose change which nostril is blocked multiple times a day
  10. @ciarahinton which says to me that u wanted one from Africa because you are into some freaky shit. Real depraved stuff
  11. @ciarahinton I think that's a good reason not to get a Gambian sex slave. But I think I'd be pretty easy to get a sex slave in the uk...
  12. Teletext closes tomorrow... i dont care. i use ceefax
  13. So despite my best efforts to not be ill today, I am very much ill.
  14. @ciarahinton but fine we'll go find an aboriginal and get some cooking lessons
  15. @ciarahinton lol. I've learned how to cook with a tribes man already. Uve gotta experience everything!
  16. @ciarahinton haha you do, I'm not all that worried about the oats and weet. I'd rather have a taste test between the ivy and nobu
  17. @ciarahinton they look exactly the same. Still look tastey tho. With oodles and oodles of sugar
  18. @ciarahinton I know where to come for breakfast cereal knowledge from now on
  19. @Clareies hehe Andr€w wins :P don't worry about my heart at least it's neven been broken.
  20. @ciarahinton it's oatabix real or hav I just made it up?