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AndrewDearling

  1. @HalesE aww, disappointing :( :P x
  2. It's dark and you're inside. Take your fucking sunglasses off!
  3. @HalesE only one way to find out :P
  4. @Amy_Smith17x Gd night x
  5. @PintSizePudding *whys that
  6. @PintSizePudding yeah? What's that
  7. @HalesE oh I don't know :P
  8. @HalesE haha aww! Plus u couldn't get the camera far enough away ;)
  9. @HalesE well that was disappointing. I figured you'd dipped your arse in orange paint
  10. @S_Hawkins_6 you got it spot on
  11. @Rorgasms well someone seems to think ill enjoy it. That said we're watching star wars next & I can't see how she won't enjoy that!
  12. @Sharon__Ellis as if I'm going to read that :P
  13. @charrdukes me too. I used to circle all the things I wanted and casually leave it around the house hoping mum would see it.
  14. @DFergPR haha, maybe it'll get better
  15. I'm really not enjoying the devil wears prada.
  16. I really don't think barca are going to with this this game. Athletico are luring them into a false sense of security
  17. Finally… MOTD will be available on iPlayer! :D
  18. Very excited! Tonight I am taking my friends Star Wars virginity :D but in return I've foots watch some women's film about fashion
  19. Sculler on the Thames instagr.am/p/LDsivUN05B/
  20. This has happened to me today > ☀👃😖