AndreiCervantes
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I'll take Charlie Conway over Adam Banks any day.
5:38 PM Dec 7th
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Cool/random observation of the day: Gordon Bombay's driver in The Mighty Ducks is everyone's favorite Lost Other — Tom (Mr. Friendly).
4:48 PM Dec 7th
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Thought of the day: A backward robe is always a Snuggie, but a backward Snuggie is not always a robe.
11:02 PM Dec 6th
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Feast your eyes on this 200-sq-ft jacuzzi! That's Candy, Crystal, Monique, Amber, Starla, and my mom.
8:46 PM Dec 6th
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Welcome to my patio. Now THIS is where the magic happens.
8:43 PM Dec 6th
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This is Jake, John, Josh, and Jimmy — my four eldest sons.
5:09 PM Dec 6th
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A bad kickoff, a PHANTOM penalty, a slow clock, and a FG good by a foot got UT into the championship gm. Guess we know which side God's on.
5:01 PM Dec 6th
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The love I have for the city of New York can only be equaled by the hate I have for the Giants.
4:49 PM Dec 6th
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Sorry to break it to you, stars of "It's Complicated" — no one wants to see old-people rom coms.
11:40 PM Dec 3rd
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Didn't wake up on my side of the bed today, thought I got kidnapped or something.
1:12 PM Dec 3rd
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@ Where were you? We missed you at the party!
9:32 AM Nov 16th
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"Pistons" spelled backward is "Snot Sip." Good win, Mavs!
5:50 PM Nov 15th
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@ Nyahaha! I'm proud to say I was there to witness this firsthand!
6:13 AM Nov 13th
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When there are 20 free urinals and, by chance, you step in front of the one that's still warm, you're probably the unluckiest man on earth.
9:07 PM Nov 9th
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Guy helped me park my car before he left to break the $20 I handed him for the $5 fee. Then the real parking attendant came by.
8:07 PM Nov 9th
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If it wasn't for the awesome soundtrack, I would've confused "Where the Wild Things Are" with some lame movie like "Bio-Dome 2."
8:21 AM Nov 5th
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Just like watching "The Office," tweeting has become such a chore.
5:44 AM Oct 30th
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It doesn't make sense that sports personalities think "He's as good as any player in this league" means anything more than "He's average."
5:42 AM Oct 30th
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If a Target employee mated with a Best Buy employee, would their offspring come out of the womb wearing a purple shirt?
4:18 PM Oct 18th
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I officially mark today as the day EVERYONE STOPPED MAKING KANYE/TAYLOR SWIFT JOKES. C'mon now, people!
3:17 PM Oct 16th
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