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AndNeverWell

  1. @monkeybrainsnet Still problem with Bernal transmitter? Any site taking longer than a second to load (like Twitter, grr) is hanging.
  2. @monkeybrainsnet Thank you. We're back up, which I guess means it's back to work.
  3. @monkeybrainsnet Wireless down on Guerrero at Cesar Chavez, coming from Bernal transmitter?
  4. There is always a migraine waiting in the blades of a ceiling fan.
  5. @Blade_Ruiner YOUR MAD MEN FANFIC IS NON-CANON KEN COSGROVE USE A ELECTRIC SHAVER NOT A
  6. DON DRAPER COME ONSCREEN LOOKING HOTN GRIMY HE TEXT "LOOKIN 4 MEGAN" FAT BETTY DARPER TEXT BACK "LOL DON COME HE
  7. Only occasionally do you get to spend your money on something non-stupid and STILL get a stupid flask out of the deal. kck.st/IbFPoe
  8. Sometimes as I gaspingly drink a tall, cold glass of water I think, "The human body! The human body!"
  9. Your search - rly dlatpthard - did not match any documents. #ForTheLastTimeEver
  10. When will it occur over us so that we can hold ourselves up (our past selves, brought back) over ourselves like a blanket and be comforted??
  11. All the buttons we pressed were the wrong ones, and everything came out in the wrong language, a language no one spoke yet.
  12. Excuse me, who has the latest argument in favor of the passing trend?
  13. Quick, somebody monetize something! Make it hurt a little.
  14. "Follow your favorite Celebritots™ on BabyTwitter™! #KidsSayThe[your_logo_here]Things"
  15. Why argue? In the end, each Justice simply follows the command telepathically beamed from the throbbing, deep sea pustule of his slimy god.
  16. Today I'm just really glad that I didn't buy those silver fireman's pants for $60 in a Boston thrift store in 1997.