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  1. Tasteless joke of the day per Textsfrolastnight "(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..."
  2. Wishing i'd bought those January 2010 consumer discretionary puts last week or two, arghhhh
  3. @LDLoeb no idea, O-line looks absolutely horrible, like they're playing at 80% or something
  4. You get hacked again or is that legit?
  5. @ericbolling den 13, gmen 0; defense looks like shit, offensive line similar
  6. Giants defense looks like dogshit, im binge eating (again) to cope
  7. Thanksgiving dinner in Bensonhurst...not rly but feels like it, wit
  8. Take my word for it if you're trying to get outa NYC today: take the lincoln tunnel, avoid the holland at all costs
  9. @ The Gansevoort hotel, most sedate ive ever seebpn it (hence my pressence, weird night in Meat Packing
  10. @cklouis Louis CK @ Caroline's in times square, wooo!
  11. @hgetson great technology, great software/platform, shitty management/business decision making re: $TIVO
  12. Ahahahahah RT @Morgan_03: RT @ComfortablySmug: Best Barney Frank picture ever http://twitpic.com/qwpt3 | "takes one to drive one"
  13. Per @wsj via @curbed: CalPERS taking a bath on StuyTown/PCV investment, probs dropping similarly fucked advisor Blackrock. Que sad trombone
  14. Headline I didnt finish reading: "*DJ: Brazil announces tax breaks for furniture sales" #bailoutfail
  15. I havw become death, destroyer of livers
  16. duh? RT @WayneMarr: RT @nminow: Wall Street learns a lesson - call the bonus something else! http://bit.ly/7rhGeR
  17. @Scene_Screamx so enlighten me, why are you following me? Jeffree Star and me, I don't really get the conneciton...
  18. @tbuhl a manual Porsche? Most of 'em are tiptronic or if they're new, PDK
  19. @Elliotbigelow ha I'm trying to do both, with predictable results thus far
  20. Hmm, party with undergrad co-eds or study/workout, decisions decisions...