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  1. http://twitpic.com/rw6hf - Sometimes it's hard to see the Wood for the trees...
  2. @bill_dawes No, not a gokkun competition -- that's next week.
  3. @bill_dawes Oops! That wasn't a request. I was entering the competition.
  4. @bill_dawes gokkun?
  5. "SHHHHH, try to cum quietly; my parents are in the next room... and my conjoined twin is a very light sleeper!" #sidechickawareness
  6. RT @fudgecrumpet: Tiger Woods has cheated on his missus. Who's surprised? He's practically got a pornstar name!
  7. @Clemzin excellent!
  8. @elenalappin Well fuck me, I never I've realised I'd slipped that one in? Haha!
  9. @fiskerton Haha! I shall take that as a compliment, sir!
  10. Talking about anal now. What has my single life come too? Lowering the tone on twitter one tweet at a time. Think beige not brown, people!
  11. Actually 'but' sounds like butt, therefore I cannot win. Anal it is.
  12. Just noticed I wrote 'bot bad sex' instead of 'but bad sex' - Freudian?
  13. @WH1SKS You're right. Damnit!
  14. @agonyauntin140 Oh it won't be bad sex with him, I could tell.
  15. @agonyauntin140 Thank you for the advice. Wise words indeed. However I think @WH1SKS had the speedier solution for the time being...
  16. @WH1SKS ANOTHER ONE???!!! Erm.... OKAY! *nashes off quickly with little prompting)*
  17. @mrsfudgecrumpet no, maybe the christening of our third and final child though...
  18. agonyauntin140 '...sex badly' -- i.e. badly means desperately in this situation, bot bad sex, though at this point I could accept the latter
  19. Dear agonyauntin140, I met this guy today, I know there was an attraction there. What should I do?! I need sex badly!
  20. @agonyauntin140 nah, you can have it! What do I want with a penis that's too big anyway? Nice to speak to you again. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!