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AnHonestGhost

@tobascodagama Now, now. Maybe they're cheering on a fellow bro-dude who likes to go down on dudebros and be denigrated. about 2 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to tobascodagama
@tvoti People who don't say Sal are lying to themselves. about 4 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to tvoti
I hope that horse wins the Triple Horse Crown for horsing. about 5 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl
In Soviet Russia, you run wild over Hulkamania! about 5 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl
@bryansafi And they've ALL gone down on Ted Danson. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to bryansafi
AmSci New Ask a Canadian! Radio edit! bit.ly/MC0vZp about 7 hours ago via web Retweeted by AnHonestGhost
@jephjacques A waiter friend told me of a man who earnestly ordered "Cuh-SID-Lee-Ohs" when he meant quesadillas. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to jephjacques
The best Pink Floyd-themed reality show is "So You Thought You Might Like To Go To The Show" about 8 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl
antiheroine Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys. Stop. Everything. freakzonegames.tumblr.com about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by AnHonestGhost and 2 others
It must be great to be reincarnated. No YOLO. about 20 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl
@AmSci "Baby I'm-a Do You" is my favorite song by Bread. about 20 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to AmSci
@AmSci ... did I get 'em all? about 20 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to AmSci
@AmSci You're a girl? EWW cooties! Show me your boobs, you prude slut cocktease whore feminazi lesbian! I'm a nice guy! WHY WON'T YOU DO ME? about 20 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to AmSci
julieklausner Dr Dogs, NO. // RT @DrDogs247: woWOOF Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery. about 21 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by AnHonestGhost and 3 others
@JennyJohnsonHi5 @robdelaney It's not so bad, once you get past the initial discomfort. #SmartCarUpTheButt about 24 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5
@ItsLBG But that would only guarantee that the inevitability of death creeps into your mind! #noescape about 24 hours ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to ItsLBG
@agolas We're talking about them growing, and he's picked them! 4:51 PM May 24th via Seesmic twhirl in reply to agolas
Disalmanac Today in 1844, Samuel Morse sent the first telegraph message. Of course, it was a sext. Er, sexegraph sexage. Telesex messex? Sextel sexsex? 1:31 PM May 24th via SocialOomph Retweeted by AnHonestGhost and 7 others
KenPlume All of Dean Pelton's costumes... is.gd/00jasm #Community (cc @RashIsTVUgly) 12:39 PM May 24th via Seesmic twhirl Retweeted by AnHonestGhost
Who is playing Sue Sudio in the jukebox musical about Phil Collins? 12:23 PM May 24th via Seesmic twhirl

Name An Honest Ghost
Location Old New England
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Bio Writer/humorist. Podcast contributor (as J.J. Wright on Death Panel & Ask a Canadian). Non-practicing film/TV critic. Basically the worst.