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AnAlanSimms

  1. @KevFreeburn He doesn't even look like he believes or knows what he's talking about. At least Cameron lies and bluffs convincingly. 2:45 PM May 24th via web in reply to KevFreeburn
  2. Remember some people briefly thought Nick Clegg was cool? Feel wick if that was you. 2:39 PM May 24th via web
  3. @lerosethorn I'm not a proud man. 3:02 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lerosethorn
  4. @lerosethorn @PalookaJoe we had S Club 3 on a Tuesday at SK one time. Only two turned up. Law of diminishing returns. 2:48 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lerosethorn
  5. Just booked one of my all time favourite acts to play Belfast. Should have news in a day or two. 2:27 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. @rigsy she was great. Lovely voice. 1:22 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rigsy
  7. @psycatron @CathalTierney shame they had to go so low brow. 5:55 AM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to psycatron
  8. Bongos & live sax in clubs is over. Live grand piano is the next level. You heard it here first youtube.com/watch?v=3hULa1… 4:32 AM May 20th via web
  9. Big up the bird caught picking her nose on the Champions League Final coverage. 12:03 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. Trick question lads #perverts 12:02 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. @commanderbyrne catalogued pathalogically. 12:01 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to commanderbyrne
  12. Haha. One minute. ESPRIT. 12:00 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. @psycatron top marks. 11:59 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to psycatron
  14. @commanderbyrne can't be bothered going up to the attic to thumb through my extensive collection. 11:58 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to commanderbyrne
  15. Does anyone remember what the really bad 80s Northern Irish porn mag was called? 11:56 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. @mashbeard is this the next Communion gig? Stage Pillar (farewell set) 1:32 PM May 18th via web in reply to mashbeard
  17. @mashbeard stage pillar intact......for now. 1:22 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mashbeard
  • Name AlanSimms
  • Bio Recently retired professional wrestler, now philanthropist.
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