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AnAlanSimms

  1. @KevFreeburn He doesn't even look like he believes or knows what he's talking about. At least Cameron lies and bluffs convincingly.
  2. Remember some people briefly thought Nick Clegg was cool? Feel wick if that was you.
  3. @lerosethorn I'm not a proud man.
  4. @lerosethorn @PalookaJoe we had S Club 3 on a Tuesday at SK one time. Only two turned up. Law of diminishing returns.
  5. Just booked one of my all time favourite acts to play Belfast. Should have news in a day or two.
  6. @rigsy she was great. Lovely voice.
  7. @psycatron @CathalTierney shame they had to go so low brow.
  8. Bongos & live sax in clubs is over. Live grand piano is the next level. You heard it here first youtube.com/watch?v=3hULa1…
  9. Big up the bird caught picking her nose on the Champions League Final coverage.
  10. Trick question lads #perverts
  11. @commanderbyrne catalogued pathalogically.
  12. Haha. One minute. ESPRIT.
  13. @psycatron top marks.
  14. @commanderbyrne can't be bothered going up to the attic to thumb through my extensive collection.
  15. Does anyone remember what the really bad 80s Northern Irish porn mag was called?
  16. @mashbeard is this the next Communion gig? Stage Pillar (farewell set)
  17. @mashbeard stage pillar intact......for now.