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  1. My son, "Since God also wants us to tithe our time, can I just put my watch in the offering plate tomorrow?"
  2. Just an FYI: Super-glue will re-attach Barbie's head, but she'll have a SERIOUS case of stiff neck. In case you were wondering.
  3. Me: "Quit jumping on the bed." Son: "We weren't jumping, we were flying."
  4. If Goo Gone needs a spokesperson & will pay iin Goo Gone, I'm available. I'm just sayin'...
  5. @lauraloves2shop I'm glad my son's VERY dirty underwear brightened your day. :-)
  6. Um. I'm out of Goo Gone. What am I going to do now? Quick! More Goo Gone! Stat!!
  7. And once again, Goo Gone, you have saved the day.
  8. Just found out my son has worn only one pair of underwear in the last 2 weeks despite having clean pairs in his drawer. #motheroftheyear
  9. Oh. My. Nausea.
  10. Focusing on moving is good, but one must not (hypothetically) forget to check the coolant in the car w/a head gasket leak. Hypothetically.
  11. @Dumplin75 Thanks. I've just lost ALL of my energy & had bouts of nausea that stopped me this past week. Don't mind WHY, but still...
  12. The truck is here! Guess this means we should be done packing...
  13. I wonder how many readers will unsubscribe to my blog today because of this: bit.ly/81eXSP. Been losing several a day. Good times.
  14. @nsalisbury Thanks!
  15. @nsalisbury yes.
  16. It is 3am, & I am awake because I am hot...in the middle of winter...in Michigan. Lord help us in July in Vegas.
  17. I'm enjoying torturing my husband for the evening. (We're watching "My Big, Fat Greek Wedding".) I did give him Pumpkin Cheesecake, though.
  18. @SunshineBoat True, but it might at least make him smile & forget he's watching it...if even for just a minute.
  19. I wonder if pumpkin cheesecake will help ease the blow of a big, fat Greek wedding for my husband?
  20. Dear husband, I'd like to give you fair warning. You had your blow-em-up movie last night. I see a Greek wedding in your VERY near future.