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LOST: Forward Momentum. If seen, please return to its rightful place 3 steps ahead of me rather than whatever sunnier place it's run off to.about 7 hours agofrom web
I should have called in "Still sick, feverish & hardly slept last night & fuck your stupid deadlines" to work today. But didn't.about 20 hours agofrom web
Eating expired Madras Lentils from a microwave packet the day after stomach flu. Why? Because I'm a renegade.6:47 PM Jul 13thfrom web
*Real* sick days are much less enjoyable than *fake* sick days.8:42 AM Jul 13thfrom web
I survived the night. Hopefully now I can stomach Nyquil and sleep.4:00 AM Jul 13thfrom web
Ow ow ow ow. Long Island gave me the summer flu of death from hell.7:13 PM Jul 12thfrom web
I fought Long Island and Long Island won.4:31 PM Jul 12thfrom web
Simon thanks Bill Murray in the Love Begins in Winter acknowledgments. Just when we thought he couldnt get any more adorable, he does.3:54 PM Jul 9thfrom txt