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  1. I am juggling coconuts in Regent's Park! Again!
  2. @EmmaK67 i thought you were about to make a joke about him being cock-eyed. But you didn't.
  3. @tonyblackburn Excellent video, Mr B. Speaking of swine flu, you might enjoy this - http://bit.ly/122i9x Have a great day! x
  4. Today is a DIY and baking day. Plus maybe a little zorbing.
  5. Bastards! I have to change my password.
  6. Aargh! I've been infected!
  7. Finally found the BEST way to get tons of followers for FREE! http://www.morefollowers.info
  8. Ugh. That youradder dot com tricked me into spamming for it. Dirty low down spam-spunking shitbags. TO HELL WITH YOU!
  9. Eating a baked potato on a rooftop in London, wondering if I'll ever be Queen.
  10. MC Hammer is weird.
  11. #1stdraftmovielines 'Orangina, shaken, not stirred.'
  12. #1stdraftmovielines 'There's no place like Basildon. There's no place like Basildon. There's no place like Basildon.'
  13. #1stdraftmovielines 'The first rule of Fight Club is... spread the word. We want as many people involved in this as possible. That's it.'
  14. Just realised my brother has been using my Twitter account. What a little cackbag. *swiftly changes password*
  15. #oneandother So why is it called One and Other anyway? (Has this already been asked 8 billion times?) (Sorry if so.) What's the answer tho?
  16. 5 ways your phone can be hacked: http://bit.ly/3r7uLj Something to make you paranoid, if you're that way inclined.
  17. RT @DaveHill Fiction writer Mike Harrison criticises Antony Gormley fourth plinth project http://bit.ly/I8O7P
  18. I was assigned a new project today with an author I would very much like to strip naked and lick all over. Must remain professional...
  19. I've been away. Now I'm back. I'm currently eating freshly baked bread. The whole house smells delicious. NOm, as they say, nom nom.
  20. RT @mattedmondson #Bibleporn (Blow) Job