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  1. "The only time you should spend in Mobile IE 6 is the time required to download another browser." - Greg Kumparak http://bit.ly/aFIpK 1:02 PM Oct 6th from Seesmic
  2. your alleged passion inspires my heartfelt apathy. 7:44 PM Oct 2nd from Seesmic
  3. #NVLP is live tweeting a panel discussion with Go-Go legend Chuck Brown at 7pm (ET). http://search.twitter.com/search?q=NVLP 12:28 PM Oct 1st from Seesmic
  4. "Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard; Press F9 to continue." - @Lola 11:15 PM Sep 25th from Seesmic
  5. "Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging." - @InboxZero 10:41 AM Sep 25th from Seesmic
  6. "Maybe if you read my Facebook status once in a while you wouldn't be all surprised about having herpes right now." - @Fireland 12:11 PM Sep 18th from twhirl
  7. why are so many illiterate people prolific on social media? please remove your thumbs from the keyboard. 1:28 AM Sep 18th from twhirl
  8. [AmyPhetamine.com] Bergman http://bit.ly/fjGry 4:47 AM Sep 15th from Ping.fm
  9. "I don't want you listening to that (hiphop) music. It promotes violence and it's disrespectful to ho's." - Marge Simpson (via @BlogNigger) 11:33 AM Sep 14th from twhirl
  10. "Daddy, I have a problem." "What's up, Ellis?" "The more you tell me what to do, the less I like you." (aka why aren't you following @Zuhl?) 11:58 AM Sep 13th from twhirl
  11. every once awhile, lying is a fast fix to an immediate problem. but mostly it just makes life more complicated. 12:29 AM Sep 13th from twhirl
  12. "Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible." - Frank Moore Colby (via @Quotations) !q 12:04 PM Sep 8th from twhirl
  13. "Trying is the first step to failure." - @CounterNotions 11:44 AM Sep 8th from twhirl
  14. [AmyPhetamine.com] Maquettes / Light (1994-1998) by Naoya Hatakeyama (via... http://bit.ly/1mhMLN 7:17 AM Aug 25th from Ping.fm
  15. Photo: Maquettes / Light (1994-1998) by Naoya Hatakeyama (via KultureFlash) http://tumblr.com/xsa2tzo54 7:04 AM Aug 25th from Tumblr
  16. "PayPal search is the worst thing in the world. It'd be faster to ride a burro to find the person to pay in cash." - @JEResig 3:17 PM Aug 24th from twhirl
  17. living about 10 days in the future: eagerly anticipating the annual Wednesday Night Club. 6:45 PM Aug 23rd from twhirl
  18. reports that stimulant withdrawal make me cranky are greatly exaggerated. fuck you. 6:43 PM Aug 23rd from twhirl
  19. inquiring minds want to know: what the fuck kind of "business coach" is passing out virtual gifts like she were in 3rd grade? 9:39 PM Aug 22nd from twhirl
  20. if you send me a "gift" on Twitter, i will immediately block you. go back to playing with your ugly Facebook apps, you pinhead. 9:34 PM Aug 22nd from twhirl