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"Everything lawyers need to know about social networking." http://bit.ly/4JocGJ the definitive guide by @justinianlane about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@Deep_Friar People I trust most here: 1) you the anonymous smartass, 2) a fictional PR character, and 3) 3 criminal defense lawyers. Sad eh? about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Deep_Friar
@Deep_Friar I'm going to lie down after I take it, just to see what'll happen. If I die please notify @amandachapel, my emergency contact. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Deep_Friar
@Deep_Friar It's called Clindamycin. It's just an antibiotic, dentists give for bacteria infections. Apparently also used to treat malaria. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Deep_Friar
@Deep_Friar Just picked up the antibiotic, to take at bedtime. "Do not lie down for at least 30 minutes after taking this medication." about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Deep_Friar
@btannebaum Your counsel, please. What kind of wine goes with an infected root gap? Vodka? about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to btannebaum
@ExpertParalegal Valium doesn't make me interesting. It just ruins my aim when I try to kill people. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ExpertParalegal
@JeenaBelil I have a policy against medical professionals touching my feet and then my mouth. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to JeenaBelil
@btannebaum Yes. There may or may not be an "infected gap near a root"(???). "Lets wait and see" he says. You may now proceed with your day. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to btannebaum
@btannebaum This one has a piranha named Chompers. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to btannebaum
Getting ready to go to the dentist. By "getting ready" I mean taking more Valium than usual. @btannebaum please stand by. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@ScottGreenfield The perfect card for your twitless friend: http://bit.ly/4tJcL9 about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
"Thanksgiving is an annual tradition of observing how people used to communicate before the Internet." http://bit.ly/4tJcL9 @someecards about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@pprlisa Hmmm... I've never known a Catholic Italian mother. But it does sound the same. :-) about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pprlisa
@pprlisa Is your mother Jewish? about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pprlisa
@brettlegree @deep_friar Or we could all just donate to charity and volunteer as usual and not have to twit about it. 4:30 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to brettlegree
@Deep_Friar My head hurts now. 4:10 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Deep_Friar
@btannebaum I'd never even heard of fax spam. Maybe because I haven't owned a fax machine since scanners were invented. 3:58 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to btannebaum
@SoFlaEstatePlan Fax Spam? Only in Legal would this idea just now surface. Good grief. Email them and tell 'em the party's on Twitter. 3:25 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to SoFlaEstatePlan
@amandachapel To launch his own digital media company, no less. 3:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to amandachapel

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Name Amy Derby
Location Chicago
Web http://amyderby.org
Bio Legal assistant, freelance writer, concerned consumer. Addicted to Scrabble. Enjoys long walks to Starbucks. 78 percent sarcasm. Zero tolerance for bullshit.

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