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  1. "Everything lawyers need to know about social networking." http://bit.ly/4JocGJ the definitive guide by @justinianlane
  2. @Deep_Friar People I trust most here: 1) you the anonymous smartass, 2) a fictional PR character, and 3) 3 criminal defense lawyers. Sad eh?
  3. @Deep_Friar I'm going to lie down after I take it, just to see what'll happen. If I die please notify @amandachapel, my emergency contact.
  4. @Deep_Friar It's called Clindamycin. It's just an antibiotic, dentists give for bacteria infections. Apparently also used to treat malaria.
  5. @Deep_Friar Just picked up the antibiotic, to take at bedtime. "Do not lie down for at least 30 minutes after taking this medication."
  6. @btannebaum Your counsel, please. What kind of wine goes with an infected root gap? Vodka?
  7. @ExpertParalegal Valium doesn't make me interesting. It just ruins my aim when I try to kill people.
  8. @JeenaBelil I have a policy against medical professionals touching my feet and then my mouth.
  9. @btannebaum Yes. There may or may not be an "infected gap near a root"(???). "Lets wait and see" he says. You may now proceed with your day.
  10. @btannebaum This one has a piranha named Chompers.
  11. Getting ready to go to the dentist. By "getting ready" I mean taking more Valium than usual. @btannebaum please stand by.
  12. @ScottGreenfield The perfect card for your twitless friend: http://bit.ly/4tJcL9
  13. "Thanksgiving is an annual tradition of observing how people used to communicate before the Internet." http://bit.ly/4tJcL9 @someecards
  14. @pprlisa Hmmm... I've never known a Catholic Italian mother. But it does sound the same. :-)
  15. @pprlisa Is your mother Jewish?
  16. @brettlegree @deep_friar Or we could all just donate to charity and volunteer as usual and not have to twit about it.
  17. @Deep_Friar My head hurts now.
  18. @btannebaum I'd never even heard of fax spam. Maybe because I haven't owned a fax machine since scanners were invented.
  19. @SoFlaEstatePlan Fax Spam? Only in Legal would this idea just now surface. Good grief. Email them and tell 'em the party's on Twitter.
  20. @amandachapel To launch his own digital media company, no less.