AmuseBiatch
- We'll have to do a photoessay entitled "The Many Moods of Daniel Boulud"11:06 PM Sep 9th from web
- Oh Mattin! To quote Joe Wilson, "You lie"!11:05 PM Sep 9th from web
- Everything, everything, Jennifer says is dirty, dirty, dirty.11:02 PM Sep 9th from web
- As Jennifer might put it, We'll take an order of that translator with some sauce americaine.10:59 PM Sep 9th from web
- Oh Jennifer...you already feel each other's movement in the kitchen? Judging by pronunciation of "chasseur," "seveech" is no fluke10:42 PM Sep 9th from web
- The lesbian makes poussin, we make a bad and puerile poussin joke.10:24 PM Sep 9th from web
- Ees rabbeet goes wiz 'er soss? A bangeen deesh? Oh Zhennifer!10:23 PM Sep 9th from web
- Let it be known that Mattin's teeth are suspiciously good for a Frenchman.10:20 PM Sep 9th from web
- Is this the third lesbian in as many weeks to go home? My twilight sisters are being decimated.10:20 PM Sep 9th from web
- Aunt Jemima goes home (also reminded of a young Ellen the domestic from "Mary Poppins")10:19 PM Sep 9th from web
- See? *This* is why we need Padma, because Tom Colicchio can't even get the PYKAG right; it's Pack Your Knives and GO, not Leave, tsk tsk10:19 PM Sep 9th from web
- Kevin Gillespie: we are torn between two desires--to eat at his restaurant and to trim his beard. Feel like OCD teacher on "Glee"10:17 PM Sep 9th from web
- Why has Jesse gone from the Aunt Jemima headgear to the train conductor cap?10:13 PM Sep 9th from web
- Three lesbians fighting for survival? Quickfire cook-off or L Word spin-off?10:12 PM Sep 9th from web
- Is Padma absent because it's little boys (Danny & Tommy) who are made of snips and *snails* and puppy dog tails?10:10 PM Sep 9th from web
- Jesse is uninspired? Color us unshocked.10:07 PM Sep 9th from web
- Is it just us, or does Boulud seem almost a little drag queeny in his gestures?10:07 PM Sep 9th from web
- Mike Isabella is cooking something from Crete--does that make him a Cretin?10:05 PM Sep 9th from web
- Napoleon had nothing on Daniel Boulud when it comes to putting his hands in his pockets a la francaise10:03 PM Sep 9th from web
- Live Twittering of Top Chef ahead10:02 PM Sep 9th from web
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- Name Amuse-Biatch
- Location The Snarkshire Moors
- Web http://amuse-biat...
- Bio Eats, shoots and blogs about “Top Chef” and other assorted follies
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