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We'll have to do a photoessay entitled "The Many Moods of Daniel Boulud"
11:06 PM Sep 9th
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Oh Mattin! To quote Joe Wilson, "You lie"!
11:05 PM Sep 9th
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Everything, everything, Jennifer says is dirty, dirty, dirty.
11:02 PM Sep 9th
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As Jennifer might put it, We'll take an order of that translator with some sauce americaine.
10:59 PM Sep 9th
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Oh Jennifer...you already feel each other's movement in the kitchen? Judging by pronunciation of "chasseur," "seveech" is no fluke
10:42 PM Sep 9th
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The lesbian makes poussin, we make a bad and puerile poussin joke.
10:24 PM Sep 9th
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Ees rabbeet goes wiz 'er soss? A bangeen deesh? Oh Zhennifer!
10:23 PM Sep 9th
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Let it be known that Mattin's teeth are suspiciously good for a Frenchman.
10:20 PM Sep 9th
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Is this the third lesbian in as many weeks to go home? My twilight sisters are being decimated.
10:20 PM Sep 9th
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Aunt Jemima goes home (also reminded of a young Ellen the domestic from "Mary Poppins")
10:19 PM Sep 9th
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See? *This* is why we need Padma, because Tom Colicchio can't even get the PYKAG right; it's Pack Your Knives and GO, not Leave, tsk tsk
10:19 PM Sep 9th
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Kevin Gillespie: we are torn between two desires--to eat at his restaurant and to trim his beard. Feel like OCD teacher on "Glee"
10:17 PM Sep 9th
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Why has Jesse gone from the Aunt Jemima headgear to the train conductor cap?
10:13 PM Sep 9th
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Three lesbians fighting for survival? Quickfire cook-off or L Word spin-off?
10:12 PM Sep 9th
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Is Padma absent because it's little boys (Danny & Tommy) who are made of snips and *snails* and puppy dog tails?
10:10 PM Sep 9th
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Jesse is uninspired? Color us unshocked.
10:07 PM Sep 9th
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Is it just us, or does Boulud seem almost a little drag queeny in his gestures?
10:07 PM Sep 9th
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Mike Isabella is cooking something from Crete--does that make him a Cretin?
10:05 PM Sep 9th
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Napoleon had nothing on Daniel Boulud when it comes to putting his hands in his pockets a la francaise
10:03 PM Sep 9th
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Live Twittering of Top Chef ahead
10:02 PM Sep 9th
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