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  1. We'll have to do a photoessay entitled "The Many Moods of Daniel Boulud"
  2. Oh Mattin! To quote Joe Wilson, "You lie"!
  3. Everything, everything, Jennifer says is dirty, dirty, dirty.
  4. As Jennifer might put it, We'll take an order of that translator with some sauce americaine.
  5. Oh Jennifer...you already feel each other's movement in the kitchen? Judging by pronunciation of "chasseur," "seveech" is no fluke
  6. The lesbian makes poussin, we make a bad and puerile poussin joke.
  7. Ees rabbeet goes wiz 'er soss? A bangeen deesh? Oh Zhennifer!
  8. Let it be known that Mattin's teeth are suspiciously good for a Frenchman.
  9. Is this the third lesbian in as many weeks to go home? My twilight sisters are being decimated.
  10. Aunt Jemima goes home (also reminded of a young Ellen the domestic from "Mary Poppins")
  11. See? *This* is why we need Padma, because Tom Colicchio can't even get the PYKAG right; it's Pack Your Knives and GO, not Leave, tsk tsk
  12. Kevin Gillespie: we are torn between two desires--to eat at his restaurant and to trim his beard. Feel like OCD teacher on "Glee"
  13. Why has Jesse gone from the Aunt Jemima headgear to the train conductor cap?
  14. Three lesbians fighting for survival? Quickfire cook-off or L Word spin-off?
  15. Is Padma absent because it's little boys (Danny & Tommy) who are made of snips and *snails* and puppy dog tails?
  16. Jesse is uninspired? Color us unshocked.
  17. Is it just us, or does Boulud seem almost a little drag queeny in his gestures?
  18. Mike Isabella is cooking something from Crete--does that make him a Cretin?
  19. Napoleon had nothing on Daniel Boulud when it comes to putting his hands in his pockets a la francaise
  20. Live Twittering of Top Chef ahead