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Amostyle

  1. Shake Weight!
  2. Well, this is fun! #thedaybeforethedaybeforexmas
  3. @kevin_nealon ...and an autographed picture of Padma Lakshmi.
  4. @ev A watched pot never boils, unless the water inside reaches 212 degrees.
  5. @mindykaling @Amostyle IMDb, Shazam, Little Chef, Around Me, RepairPal, More Toast!
  6. I gotta get me a wolf shirt with the moon in the background.
  7. Holy Dexter!
  8. When did "you know" become the new "um"?
  9. What the fuck is an Xmas Santa Tiger? Why does every Internet outlet turn into spam wasteland?
  10. @jimgaffigan Jim, you're funny enough, but you seriously need to stop taking pictures of your plates of food at restaurants. It's repulsive!
  11. What's that new James Cameron movie with the entire race of blue Padma Lakshmis?
  12. @westonwhitney That would have been an overwhelming bun to beef ratio and probably would have drove me to a state of undaunted rage.
  13. @ericwareheim Is Tim pissed that your follower list is about 3,000 more than him, or are yours mostly sexbots?
  14. RT @ericwareheim: http://twitpic.com/pyeft - OMG I CAN'T WAAAAAAAIT!
  15. New Super Mario Bros Wii!
  16. You got that fire? #famoushoodquotes
  17. @USATODAYtech ...but they just bought Playfish for several hundred million?
  18. Upper echelon
  19. Safe word? #twowordsaftersex
  20. Oh Grandpa! #twowordsaftersex