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Smokey the bear almost showed up to prevent forest fires. But then he didn't. So we fuckin' ran. I hope my vest didn't get consumed. #dammitabout 16 hours ago from txt
@moniquevizilla FUCK YEAH. AMERICA.11:41 PM Jul 3rd from txt
@fingerprints THANKS FOR BLOWING MY COVER, DICKBAG5:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
@teknodwarf Harry Potter and the Porcelain Throne. Harry Potter and the Lamest of Seacrest, now out on DVD. HP and the Pigeon of Azerbaijan.11:32 AM Jul 2nd from web
@samaithebeast holy shit, dude. Holy shit.10:06 PM Jul 1st from txt
@fingerprints it's true. =/10:16 AM Jun 30th from web
I laughed at first. But I think I'm... sorta hurt she even asked that.4:18 PM Jun 29th from txt
Mama Swope: Have you ever tried a male prostitute? Me: No. Mama Swope: Good! That's healthy!4:16 PM Jun 29th from txt
@samaithebeast this is a good plan.11:00 AM Jun 29th from txt
@kelsquest Where is your blog? I want it.10:57 AM Jun 29th from web
Mama Swope noticed the hickey. -_-; #mamaswope9:49 PM Jun 28th from txt
Grandma: win-- win the gay? Game? Win the gay? What is that?2:24 PM Jun 28th from txt
2009, a good year to die if you're sort of a worthless celebrity.11:00 AM Jun 28th from web
I think I was secretly punched in the neck last night. Secret because even I don't know when it could have transpired. Also, cat food. D; D;4:59 PM Jun 27th from txt
http://twitpic.com/8m2iq - Swopedrank: a delicious but acquired taste.3:07 PM Jun 27th from TwitPic
wut da hale.11:48 AM Jun 27th from web
@Brandontyson you would get so frustrated if you were with a guy like that.11:30 PM Jun 26th from txt
Making Swopes. SWOPEDRANK. All thirsty chillins gather around!10:07 PM Jun 26th from txt
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES2:44 PM Jun 26th from txt
@samaithebeast bitchtit!8:39 PM Jun 23rd from txt