AmishAstronaut
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As I'm getting up to go to bed, the biggest creepy crawly I ever done seen scurried across the floor
37 minutes ago
via web
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This mortal form grows weak; I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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@ Awwwwww yeh, get swoll wittit brothaaaa, keep it up!
about 11 hours ago
via web
in reply to GoblinCleaver
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God is dead. ~ Nietzsche
about 12 hours ago
via Philosophical Quotes
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about 12 hours ago
via web
in reply to bornofosichris
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@ I KNOW RIGHT, They're in my size, it's a toss up between 20 million year old amber plugs or tuition payment right now haha
about 12 hours ago
via web
in reply to bornofosichris
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It just dawned on me that Will Smith is now a parent and, as such, no longer understands.
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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Shoutout to @ for following me after I said I'd kiss the shows host on the mouth.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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I would kiss Anderson Cooper right on his mouth, dude's like my fucking idol.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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@ dohoho I'm driving up to Reading next week, let's get Chipotle or else. @ will be there & everything
about 15 hours ago
via web
in reply to Kmckenna14
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tanlined butts, amirite?
8:27 PM May 24th
via web
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Also /way/ more Bryan Adams than is acceptable for any human being.
5:22 PM May 24th
via web
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Eighth grade was a dark time for everyone.
5:20 PM May 24th
via web
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iTunes just downloaded all of the music I bought since I was in sixth grade. Evidently I've bought "Shiny Happy People" by REM 14 times.
5:20 PM May 24th
via web
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Personalities are like fiction; the derivative truth, but with no substance.
4:53 PM May 24th
via web
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brb saving up 50,000 dollars to buy a Delorean
3:59 PM May 24th
via web
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I played with fire, I burned it all down. I've made more mistakes than you can count.
3:55 PM May 24th
via web
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“Do you hate people?"
"I don’t hate them, I just feel better when they’re not around.”
10:12 PM May 23rd
via web
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The Girl with the Blue Eyes White Dragon Tattoo
9:53 PM May 23rd
via web
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"The world is pain - anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
9:02 PM May 23rd
via web
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- Name Austin NotSquare
- Location Shitty Whit, Rhode Island
- Web http://square-kno...
- Bio I try to get people to think about themselves & the world, 140 characters at a time; And sometimes I make poop jokes.
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