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AmishAstronaut

  1. As I'm getting up to go to bed, the biggest creepy crawly I ever done seen scurried across the floor #NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
  2. This mortal form grows weak; I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
  3. @GoblinCleaver Awwwwww yeh, get swoll wittit brothaaaa, keep it up!
  4. @bornofosichris youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupO…
  5. @bornofosichris I KNOW RIGHT, They're in my size, it's a toss up between 20 million year old amber plugs or tuition payment right now haha
  6. Shoutout to @Anderson for following me after I said I'd kiss the shows host on the mouth.
  7. I would kiss Anderson Cooper right on his mouth, dude's like my fucking idol.
  8. @Kmckenna14 dohoho I'm driving up to Reading next week, let's get Chipotle or else. @jessrchssn will be there & everything
  9. Also /way/ more Bryan Adams than is acceptable for any human being.
  10. Eighth grade was a dark time for everyone.
  11. iTunes just downloaded all of the music I bought since I was in sixth grade. Evidently I've bought "Shiny Happy People" by REM 14 times.
  12. Personalities are like fiction; the derivative truth, but with no substance.
  13. brb saving up 50,000 dollars to buy a Delorean
  14. I played with fire, I burned it all down. I've made more mistakes than you can count.
  15. “Do you hate people?" "I don’t hate them, I just feel better when they’re not around.”
  16. The Girl with the Blue Eyes White Dragon Tattoo
  17. "The world is pain - anyone who says otherwise is selling something."