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Ameiam

Ok, What'd I miss? 6:07 PM May 12th via TweetDeck
MrFornicator Twitter, much like life, requires sifting through all the bullshit in order to find what's worth while. 9:37 AM Dec 10th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Ameiam and 40 others
larisasays My uncle gave me 50 dollars as a Xmas present and told me not to spend it all in one place so I had to go to two different liquor stores. 3:50 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Ameiam and 39 others
ceebee308 Check out my book - 'The Consultant' - on #BookBuzzr,the sequel to Vigilante - two must-read murder mystery novels!!! - bit.ly/3T86C 5:00 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via BookBuzzr Retweeted by Ameiam and 5 others
@ceebee308 writing it down, and on it. xox 1:05 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to ceebee308
when did spam come to twitter? 1:03 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@ceebee308 you rock and everbody should buy your fabulous trilogy? You didn't write more since I've been gone have you? 1:03 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to ceebee308
@ceebee308 I know - keep getting messages from the twitter Gods to "come back". You're still my favorite xo 12:57 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to ceebee308
RT @ceebee308: Only $0.99 and 25 great reviews! Get "Vigilante" on your Kindle! amzn.to/vdSpGe 12:51 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
TequilaTears My mother washed my mouth out with soap so much when I was a kid that I now eat bars of soap with a knife and fork and a glass of wine 12:19 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Ameiam and 23 others
JennyJohnsonHi5 After being sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption, I bet Rod Blagojevich wishes he had just killed Michael Jackson. 10:56 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by Ameiam and 736 others
GoGoTagg I just opened a new restaurant called 'Karma'. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve... 4:59 AM Oct 3rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by Ameiam and 22 others
CroweJam Men in my family don't talk about our underwear. We're the thong silent type. 12:32 PM Oct 3rd, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by Ameiam and 24 others
Is bringing a "to go" cup to an open bar in poor taste? How about if you weren't invited to the actual event? 9:03 AM Sep 14th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Twitter amuses me, scares me, and confuses me. I experience cognitive dissonance 24/7. Yeah, look it up. 2:23 PM Jul 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck
GreenishDuck My spirit animal won't wear the little sweater vest I bought it :( 12:46 AM Jul 2nd, 2011 via web Retweeted by Ameiam and 17 others
MrPeeker I doubt. Therefore I might be. 9:17 PM May 29th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Ameiam and 3 others
LaurenRP I WARNED him that if he didn't stop chewing so loudly I would stick my fork in his throat. So really what happened was assisted suicide. 5:11 AM May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Ameiam and 22 others
I'm trying to achieve a follow to followers ratio that says I follow back, but I'm not desperate. 8:26 AM May 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Losing weight as we leak -- failed SlimFast slogans 8:18 AM May 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck