Ameiam
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Ok, What'd I miss?
6:07 PM May 12th
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Twitter, much like life, requires sifting through all the bullshit in order to find what's worth while.
9:37 AM Dec 10th, 2011
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My uncle gave me 50 dollars as a Xmas present and told me not to spend it all in one place so I had to go to two different liquor stores.
3:50 PM Dec 12th, 2011
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Check out my book - 'The Consultant' - on ,the sequel to Vigilante - two must-read murder mystery novels!!! -
5:00 PM Dec 12th, 2011
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@ writing it down, and on it. xox
1:05 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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in reply to ceebee308
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when did spam come to twitter?
1:03 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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@ you rock and everbody should buy your fabulous trilogy? You didn't write more since I've been gone have you?
1:03 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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@ I know - keep getting messages from the twitter Gods to "come back". You're still my favorite xo
12:57 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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RT @: Only $0.99 and 25 great reviews! Get "Vigilante" on your Kindle!
12:51 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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My mother washed my mouth out with soap so much when I was a kid that I now eat bars of soap with a knife and fork and a glass of wine
12:19 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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After being sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption, I bet Rod Blagojevich wishes he had just killed Michael Jackson.
10:56 AM Dec 7th, 2011
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I just opened a new restaurant called 'Karma'. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve...
4:59 AM Oct 3rd, 2011
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Men in my family don't talk about our underwear. We're the thong silent type.
12:32 PM Oct 3rd, 2011
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Is bringing a "to go" cup to an open bar in poor taste? How about if you weren't invited to the actual event?
9:03 AM Sep 14th, 2011
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Twitter amuses me, scares me, and confuses me. I experience cognitive dissonance 24/7. Yeah, look it up.
2:23 PM Jul 20th, 2011
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My spirit animal won't wear the little sweater vest I bought it :(
12:46 AM Jul 2nd, 2011
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I doubt. Therefore I might be.
9:17 PM May 29th, 2011
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I WARNED him that if he didn't stop chewing so loudly I would stick my fork in his throat.
So really what happened was assisted suicide.
5:11 AM May 21st, 2011
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I'm trying to achieve a follow to followers ratio that says I follow back, but I'm not desperate.
8:26 AM May 20th, 2011
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Losing weight as we leak -- failed SlimFast slogans
8:18 AM May 20th, 2011
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- Name Amy W
- Location New Jersey
- Bio I write stuff. Sometimes I go outside.
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