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  1. Yes, it's true. Trees are Christians! http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/search?term=Treesus Meet their savior.
  2. Sometimes you just have to tell the world, BITCH PLEASE!!!
  3. Not sure how I'm awake now. I slept for 5 hours last night, explored chitown all day and drove in the rain for 1.75 hours.
  4. I hate when people don't know how to sit in there chair without digging their knees into the seat ahead of them.
  5. @nikkiMayday I really want to throw down with one of my co workers. Tips to lay one of them low?
  6. Yup, you can't trust anyone anymore. I will now keep my mouth shut and not give ideas to anyone else, so that they can no longer be stolen.
  7. @LadyColleen yeah, but what can I do?
  8. @SirRockford The permission I was given has been revoked.
  9. A little bummed, just found out I'm not going to be allowed to celebrate Xmas with my gf. Not very happy about that, at all.
  10. And now I'm going to hit every red light going home. I hate you karma!
  11. And, that's the last time I let anyone pulling out, cut in. They made the green, I didn't. Snow is not that bad!!
  12. Stay back everyone, I might be getting sick. I feel a sinus headache coming on. DAMN YOU ALLERGIES!!
  13. This sounds like my mother. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b84_1259716791
  14. Has just been given the dumbest job in the world. I have to print cd labels 1 @ a time. So they do't smear. Obviously, I am respected here.
  15. @nikkiMayday I'm just saying that your biceps are bigger than mine. I feel a slight bit emasculated by your pictures.
  16. @nikkiMayday Just going to throw this out there, I'm available if you ever need a manager. Just a thought. Yes, I'd help from ringside.
  17. @nikkiMayday Just realized that you could probably kill me with your bare hands. Be gentle with your #highfivefriday I like my arms.
  18. Most women I know are worried about what others think of them. My question is why do you care, and are you going to change because of it?
  19. The artwork is awesome the website... kinda boring. http://www.williamwerk.com/index2.html Some Steampunk concepts.
  20. This is the thing that love is made of. http://pic.gd/d1eedc starbucks maple pecan scone.