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  1. Aww, thanks for the birthday wishes everyone :)
  2. I need to pee but my mom is wrapping presents and won't let me out of my room. Where's a potted plant when you need one?
  3. @Pandabeara I'm not liking your Haterade Amanda.
  4. @Pandabeara WTF!! Are his eyes glowing green? Why would you do that to me?!?!? *unfollow*
  5. @Pandabeara Charlie?
  6. @Pandabeara A spidertizer? I just gagged a little. I HATE spiders, with their fangs and legs and religious beliefs... gross
  7. @Pandabeara Well now he's misunder-my shoe
  8. I'm leaving that mangled spider body out as a warning for the others.
  9. Scream like a bitch, look for large shoe, squish, repeat, repeat, repeat, do icky dance, tweet. Killing steroid spiders is exhausting.
  10. I don't think I've ever been given a reason to give a thumbs down before, I've had to do it five times today! Get your shit together Pandora
  11. @Pandabeara No, It's following up with New found glory. It's trying to drag me back to highschool and I won't let it!!!
  12. @chiclet_ Your blasphemy makes laughs for me
  13. My Pandora station is playing Good Charlotte and Linkin Park... what did I do wrong?
  14. Me: "I'm freaking out a little about turning 24." Mom: "I'm baking my youngest her 24th birthday cake, you can shut the fuck up" I love her
  15. Ok so technically I've never done a keg stand but I have until midnight tonight and it is the season of miracles!
  16. It's my last day on earth as a 23 year old. I feel like I'll never be able to do a keg stand or call anyone "Dude!" ever again...
  17. I'd like to thank Twitter for sending unrequested updates to my phone. The latest at 3 this morning.
  18. @kklockhart Sorry about last night, didn't see your texts til like an hour after you sent them. I'll call you after my nap... I mean chores
  19. @ncbob1 Weird.. my mom asked me the same question
  20. I find chewing a piece of gum, pre-interview, really boosts my confidence. I don't know why, I'm sure the 90's had something to do with it.