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AmbaniParody

ElCrankoPunko Chelsea puts 'Lo! Na' in 'Barcelona' #indecent 7:52 AM Apr 25th via Dabr Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 3 others
ElCrankoPunko We will still serve you the Chicken Biryani having no chicken from Pantry Car' - Dinesh Trivedi 11:38 PM Mar 13th via web Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 2 others
ElCrankoPunko If Kunti was Rakhee in Mahabharata, she would told these many times i.e. 'Mere Karna Arjun zarur ayenge' 9:55 PM Jan 8th via Dabr Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 5 others
RT @iChocolatea: When chemists die, we barium. 8:55 PM Jan 9th via UberSocial Mobile
daddy_san When I see products priced at 99, 499, 5999 etc I assume the co. donates the missing dollar to the Sachin Tendulkar Centennial Hope Fund. 8:37 PM Jan 9th via web Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 82 others
RT @Sammy_2912: why Pappu insisted Constitutional Status for Lokpal ?,look at how EC is functioning now & get the hint 12:22 AM Jan 9th via UberSocial Mobile
@TheMasakkali do i know you ?! 12:19 AM Jan 9th via UberSocial Mobile in reply to TheMasakkali
ElCrankoPunko BREAKING: EC demands Poonam Pandey's body to be covered too. 8:44 PM Jan 7th via Batcomputer Retweeted by AmbaniParody
Hahaha!! RT @funyam: Already 8 days into 2012, but I'm still writing checks with someone else's signature on them. 8:48 PM Jan 7th via UberSocial Mobile
#FF @ElCrankoPunko, this guy has got great taste in humour and sarcasm. go and follow him will make ur TL a good one. 8:47 PM Jan 7th via UberSocial Mobile
ElCrankoPunko Virat Kohli is So Middle Finger Class that ..... 11:12 PM Jan 6th via Dabr Retweeted by AmbaniParody
This. RT @doppelhanger: Instead watch Sarabhai vs Sarabhai and Go Middle Class. 11:13 PM Jan 6th via UberSocial Mobile
ElCrankoPunko Now, Indian Cricket Team can catch up the first show of Players 10:18 PM Jan 5th via Dabr Retweeted by AmbaniParody
RT @i_r_squared: Bring back Kumble and Ganguly. If Warne can play, why not them? #goldenageofindiancricket 10:45 PM Jan 5th via UberSocial Mobile
Trendulkar Sachin will score the 100th 100 at Perth - AgneePerth series. 8:15 PM Jan 5th via web Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 14 others
ROFL RT @fakingnews: Flash: Duncan Fletcher inducted in BJP. 10:29 PM Jan 5th via UberSocial Mobile
+n RT @diogeneb: If people are dropped from this team, only Ashwin, Sachin & Zaheer will remain 10:26 PM Jan 5th via UberSocial Mobile
HAHAHAHAHA RT @ElCrankoPunko: 2 Kilo Aalo aur 4 Kilo Pyaaz lana #ThingsDesiParentsSay 6:35 AM Jan 5th via UberSocial Mobile
ElCrankoPunko Who will reach 100 first ? Sachin or Petrol ? #VeryImportantKoschens 11:00 PM Jan 4th via Dabr Retweeted by AmbaniParody and 7 others
heh! RT @Sarcasan: Maybe we can play like this and bore the Aussies to defeat. 11:07 PM Jan 4th via UberSocial Mobile