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AmazingHumorist

Magic & balloons @ Woodruff Chevrolet 11-2. Come see us! 8:17 AM May 19th via HootSuite
I'm a very humble person, and dang proud of it! 6:05 AM May 4th via HootSuite
Just saw the google maps mobile! Look for ME on the next update! 12:45 PM May 3rd via HootSuite
17% of all tax returns contain math errors. The other 89% don't! 6:16 AM Apr 17th via HootSuite
Frustrated with the new US Postal website today. They have succeeded in making it as slow as the workers in the actual Post Office. 2:34 PM Mar 26th via HootSuite
Thanks to everyone at First Baptist Waldorf, MD - especially John Flatley for inviting me. It was an awesome day! 6:41 PM Mar 3rd via HootSuite
Great time tonight with everyone @ First Raleigh Church! Thanks guys - especially Robert & Todd for all your work! 8:18 PM Mar 2nd via HootSuite
thelarryblog Larry of the Day:Larry the Duck-Larry Says: "And remember . . . I'm NOT A DUCK! I'm an author." @AmazingHumorist #Larry twitter.com/thelarryblog/s… 5:59 AM Feb 27th via web Retweeted by AmazingHumorist
@thelarryblog thanks for the mention!! 6:08 AM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thelarryblog
Thanks everyone at First Baptist Concord in Knoxville, TN! Had a GREAT time at your Upward Awards Night tonight! 7:14 PM Feb 26th via HootSuite
Thanks everyone @ Fairview Sports Ministry in Greer SC! First Baptist Concord of Knoxville TN, here I come for your Upward Awards Program! 5:27 AM Feb 26th via HootSuite
Headed to Fairview Baptist of Greer for their basketball season ending celebration! Look forward to a great time with you guys! 9:17 AM Feb 25th via HootSuite
Great time tonight with everyone at Upward of Fort Mill. Thank you all!! 8:47 PM Feb 20th via HootSuite
On the way to Upward of Fort Mill to speak & entertain @ their Upward basketball awards celebration! 11:35 AM Feb 20th via HootSuite
I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%. 1:23 PM Feb 18th via HootSuite
Don't buy a plastic toy that they will forget, hire a magician, for your children. This will create life-long memories. 6:33 AM Dec 1st, 2011 via web
@Zaynzworld Thanks for the follow! 5:10 PM Oct 3rd, 2011 via web
Gearing up for a busy week! 3:50 PM Sep 18th, 2011 via HootSuite
GREAT one at KIDabra! Thanks everyone! 6:05 AM Aug 13th, 2011 via HootSuite
Made it to KIDabra! 8:15 PM Aug 8th, 2011 via HootSuite