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  1. Most commercial hair conditioners include zinthium, an mineral extracted from the spleens of wolverines.
  2. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, in 2007 the highest on-the-job injury rate was among chain restaurant waitresses.
  3. At the post-war Yalta conference, Stalin offered Truman dominion over Yugoslavia in exchange for ten pairs of American blue jeans.
  4. Because of their unusual shape, Hershey's Kisses contain more calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other forms.
  5. Some controversial new studies show that, instead of the oceans rising, the land-masses are sinking.
  6. In the films "True Grit" and "Rooster Cogburn," John Wayne's character wore his eye patch over different eyes.
  7. Under a proposed Massachusetts law, "senior citizens" must instead be referred to as "the decreasingly futured."
  8. In Tillmans Corner, Alabama, it is legal to beat someone who puts pennies in his penny loafers.
  9. To appease the religious, Generally Accepted Accounting Principles allow for the rounding of any sequential set of digits from 666 to 667.
  10. My barber doesn't use Barbicide, he mixes his own disinfectant. He says the name reminds him too much of the Supercuts massacre of '78.
  11. The 400-year lease on Manhattan Island from the Canarsie Indian tribe is set to expire in 2026.
  12. The wheelchair was invented in what is now Ethiopia and had triangular wheels.
  13. To keep up with the current rate of new dinosaur discovery, dinosaur books will have to double in capacity every six months.
  14. Reports show an increase in Virgin Mary sightings in cities where Bristol Palin has recently made a public appearance.
  15. The logo of the band Nine Inch Nails is considered bad juju by Maori tribesmen, and could get you killed if you display it to them.
  16. All flat-screen televisions from Japanese bear a small label on the inside reading "Produced in a factory that also processes peanuts."
  17. The first paper clips were used by medieval harlots to clip paper rate cards to their bodices.
  18. In summer, gasoline is mixed with corn ethanol to reduce pollution. In winter, the gas is mixed with a blend of lemon juice and NutraSweet.
  19. In 1982, Minnesota narrowly failed to change the state motto to "Land of 11,842 Lakes and 6 Months of Nut-Numbing Cold."
  20. Scotland Yard was so named so that it could be blamed on another country if they ever severely bungled an important case.