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  1. @augustusporter My flaky travel companion flaked back in, and I won't have an extra ticket to the MG show next week. Still going?
  2. Skeptic movie reviews are almost as hilarious as Christian movie reviews. "Not enough praise for Jesus!" "Not enough truth!"
  3. Thinking of suing the makers of Magic Jack for stealing the name of my mana-powered masturbation device.
  4. But the question remains: Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990? http://bit.ly/19BwRl
  5. RT @CyberLizard Who do we support if we DO want to look like a jackass? --- These people: http://bit.ly/A2BHQ
  6. I just pledged some money to support season 1 of @putthison! http://bit.ly/3yPI4R You can, too, if you don't want to look like a jackass.
  7. RT @DJGrothe: Please RT: Carl Sagan's last public address for CSICOP, and Ann Druyan on Science, Wonder and Spirituality http://bit.ly/i ...
  8. Mixed martial arts seems to be 5 seconds of martial arts mixed with an hour of rolling on the floor punching people in the head.
  9. Hey, did you know Carl Sagan once appeared on the AmSci Podcast to discuss the letter 'A'? It's true! http://bit.ly/4tA8vc #carlsagan
  10. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" coming to basic cable? I don't want to live in a world where I can't hear Susie Essman call Jeff Garlin a fat fuck.
  11. Weird that the guy who made the minimal effort to call 911 while witnessing a gang rape is being touted as a hero instead of just a human.
  12. To the guy from Bahrain who found my website by Googling "gay teen sex": Sorry to disappoint.
  13. @doctoratlantis Just wait until the Mac version of Polish castles comes out next year. Just wait...
  14. So a friend of mine went to the bar this weekend, vomited on the pool table, blacked out, and woke up in a sex shop. #notadrinkingproblem
  15. People think I'm wise, but it's only because I won't do anything for them unless they answer my riddles.
  16. Actual comment from the 'Garden State' trailer on YouTube: "i like movies like this, donnie darko and so on"
  17. I try not to eat anything red, so when I barf I know for sure whether I have bowel cancer.
  18. @doctoratlantis Not very pretty, but extremely deep & well written. Like Knights of the Old Republic smooshed w/ Baldur's Gate. Liking it.
  19. "The Army says there were no friendly fire deaths at Ft. Hood, and that's good enough for me." -Pat Tillman's ghost
  20. What the hell was Han Solo doing with that blast shield helmet anyway? Bet it was some kind of bondage thing.