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FunnyXLGirl to girl: "Awh, you're really pretty!" "Thank you so much, you are too !"
Guy to guy: "You're handsome" "Wtf ? Dude are you gay!?"3:03 PM May 21stvia FacebookRetweeted by AlyssaPaladino and 76 others
LaughbookThat awkward moment when everyone stops laughing & you're the only one who still thinks it's hilarious.3:01 PM May 19thvia TwufferRetweeted by AlyssaPaladino and 3960 others
itsChuckieGirls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.7:15 PM May 19thvia Tweetbot for iOSRetweeted by AlyssaPaladino and 1411 others