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AlysonChicago

  1. RT @RobCottingham: I just read a mission statement that leads me to believe the company's core value is the comma splice. 8:07 PM May 15th via txt
  2. Ibuprofen truly is a wonder drug. 11:55 AM May 12th via txt
  3. Especially for @afblair: Pickin' On The White Stripes: A Bluegrass Tribute open.spotify.com/album/4ZP5zkW8… 2:15 PM Apr 27th via Tweet Button
  4. This bus smells like wet dog, yet I am fairly certain that CTA does not transport wet dogs. 7:19 PM Apr 25th via txt
  5. What a fool I was to stay indoors! 3:08 PM Apr 18th via txt
  6. Here's the FANTASTIC article of the day! tnr.com/article/politi… 11:27 PM Apr 16th via web from Chicago, IL
  7. I finally saw Dr Horrible's Singalong Blog. I was mostly underwhelmed, with the key exception of the excellent missives of Bad Horse. 3:06 PM Apr 16th via txt
  8. I must say that, for a manufactured boy band, this is a very shoddy product. It's like a Big Lots generic N'Sync. 9:46 PM Apr 7th via web from Chicago, IL
  9. Why did one of them just reach out and poke the one singing in the cheek? Are their mics turned down, or is their vocal track turned off? 9:44 PM Apr 7th via web from Chicago, IL
  10. Wand Erection has finally been exported to our shores. They are not very good, they sing with fake accents, and they have a bad sound tech. 9:37 PM Apr 7th via web from Chicago, IL
  11. I have won a flame war, and am a bit ashamed at my glee. 7:04 PM Apr 5th via txt
  12. Those who finish web proposals get peanut butter cups. Those who don't finish web proposals spend a night in the box. 7:08 PM Mar 29th via txt
  13. Howler of the day: "All the other countries other than America don't have a country to invest in, which is why they're investing here." 12:11 AM Mar 20th via web from Chicago, IL
  14. "Evaluations will come around." / "Your GPA is nothing now!" #LesMiserablesGradingLyrics 7:28 PM Mar 19th via web from Chicago, IL
  15. Now I want to write completely new book for "The Confrontation" from Les Miserables based on @afblair's grading feats. 7:26 PM Mar 19th via web from Chicago, IL
  16. @afblair Before you give me that harsh grade, Ms Blair / Before you make me take this class again / Listen to me, more credit's all I need 7:13 PM Mar 19th via web from Chicago, IL in reply to afblair
  17. @afblair Students! At last! I see your test essays! / Oh my. They're sad. You'll take a failing graaade. youtube.com/watch?v=T-pvHD… #gradinglyrics 7:04 PM Mar 19th via web from Chicago, IL