AlxJrvs
- Wow, my stalker had to reach far back on the latest round of collegeACB posts. He pulled out a blog of mine from over three years ago!9:11 PM Jul 12th from web
- There is a fucking carnival at mill pond park right now. I love the whole world.2:30 PM Jul 12th from API
- Seth "Technically Innocent" Woodsworth @isforinsects6:13 PM Jul 10th from web
- Our handlers at jury duty are good people, but they have that sort of kind sterility that frightens me about people that work in officies.7:13 AM Jul 8th from API
- My first jury duty. Upon looking around, I am immediatley aware that i grabbed the wrong paperwork before leaving the house.5:31 AM Jul 8th from API
- Just turned my Cell phone into a wireless modem. In related news, I am a science wizard so it's best not to cross me.5:37 PM Jul 7th from web
- @GeorgeOnline you make my day bright and sunny12:46 PM Jul 6th from API
- The system by which an Ikea-bought bed is assembled is more proof of the machinations of the heartless god at the center of it's creation.5:12 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- @nyxnimby just got a credit card = EXTREME NERD MAKEOVER11:22 AM Jul 4th from API
- @derekbruff but of course. I have been singing it nonstop since entering. "Buying things for college kids and divorced men"10:42 AM Jul 4th from API
- Very Likely returning to the realm of the Dark God today; damn, Ikea is cheap and well designed.9:15 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- @willmoorexcore go to bed you drnk3:11 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to willmoorexcore
- d@colincogle NICE. I'll throw in one: "Your grandpa knew Ben Franklin!" #liesmyparentstoldme4:49 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- Just got a dreamhost account for a whole year for NINE DOLLARS . Came with a free URL reg, so I got "lies my parents told me.com". he he he.4:31 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- Toys r us never quite lost its magic hold on me. Neither did Best Buy, and I worked there for nearly 4 years.3:32 PM Jul 3rd from API
- Most awkward conversation had today: mom: your room is so small, get a twin matress. Me: no, I want a full. Mom: why? Me: ..no...reason.3:30 PM Jul 3rd from API
- Prior tweets aside, I will likely spend over 200 at ikea next week.1:09 PM Jul 3rd from API
- I am fairly certain that combinations of ikea product names, said aloud (into a mirror) will open up a portal to the realm of the dark gods.10:29 AM Jul 3rd from API
- I'm fairly sure my sister just said ikea was "like her boyfriend". I shudder to think how she means.10:04 AM Jul 3rd from API
- Also: Hello, scott.8:56 AM Jul 3rd from API
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- Name Alex M. Jarvis
- Location Newington, Connecticut
- Web http://www.alxjrv...
- Bio Writer, Researcher, Hopeless Memeticist. Myers-Briggs: ENTP
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