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Alternoob

  1. @sakkashota Minamitallerthankuramasawa
  2. It's not a few at a time, just one hair which is long somewhere along my chest
  3. swear, these random chest hairs...
  4. I feel like work experience is really not that great. I mean, who wants to be aligning hangerrs all day?
  5. Why do you have three ponytails, and why do you smell like a woman? #korra
  6. Super manly man jutsu! *guy-sensei in a jock strap*
  7. Quick, anime suggestions go
  8. Daddy what's an "out-zone"? Oh that, it's a dick. #sketdance
  9. @sakkashota YES I AM
  10. They've sold Sharingan contacts for a while now, the ultimate eyes are no longer a dream. BYAKU-SHARINGAN! #rockleespringtimeofyouth
  11. They
  12. You're not a real ninja if you don't have a credit card.
  13. How the hell do you confuse the names Emma and Chloe, really?
  14. "Is that the guy with the penis?" Of course it is! If he didn't have one he'd be weird.
  15. "Next week, Medusa's coming back." "NO! Next week Mifune's taking me to an amusement park!" #souleater
  16. Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or severely injure.
  17. @panique That's like a Shinx intimidating a Charizard.
  18. Watching Gintama, so I bought strawberry milk. :D
  19. "Well hello there Mark, I guess your job is to mark me." - Hiroto <3 #inazumaeleven
  20. ~Was this supposed to be, me as the captain, and you with a broken knee~