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  1. Trying to have a real conversation via DM bites major wang. It's like lisping, with hiccups, while hopping on one foot, in two timezones. about 6 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. If you make inflammatory statements you will eventually start fires. Just sayin'. about 7 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. @PolarBear_ So what you're saying is you want stars for that tweet. Did I get that right? [emoticon of choice] about 7 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to PolarBear_
  4. @MattRedacted After you've eaten the cherry AND the wax seal. about 7 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to MattRedacted
  5. "Finally, there's an elegant. comfortable mitten for cats!" -Charlie Day about 8 hours ago from web
  6. Dear Twitter apps, Top 3 most imp. featrs: Single click stars, fllwbk status, ability to handle the snark when you don't have what we want. about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
  7. Hey guys, I'm going for the kill on the ice-skating mannequin with this new hatchet. You guys got my back, right? And my alibi? about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
  8. What you need is a good virtual spanking. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
  9. @xrayedman Cuz too much knowledge can kill you. Or at least break your heart. Stupid knowledge. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to xrayedman
  10. @xrayedman I highly recommend stepping away from the crack & let unfollows remain anonymous. It saves on loads of stress. For both sides. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to xrayedman
  11. Ever since Tostitos separated the chile from the lime the world just hasn't been the same. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
  12. Oh, there you are. about 11 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. I'm not putting out 'til you come in. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. @SRQ2U Thanks for the quick info! about 13 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to SRQ2U
  15. Can only see your tweets from @Twitter web. ALL 3rd party apps are saying "No tweets". Anybody else having this issue? HALP. about 13 hours ago from web
  16. Oh, and the therapist and I totally bonded over shoes. She is so mine. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. Today's counseling verdict: I'm too sorry and he's not sorry enough. Wait. What? about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. @dresspants Easier access. Now you know all our secrets. about 22 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to dresspants
  19. @Xytrex Absolutely. I mean, I wear my water wings year round too. Just in case. about 22 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Xytrex
  20. @dresspants Oh yeah, I forgot about *that* aspect. Tube or dress? about 22 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to dresspants