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  1. Back to the Future + Nerd Rap = Masterpiece. I love Futuristic Sex Robotz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etGAMudQl8Q about 4 hours ago from web
  2. Why is it that when you take a food and curry it, suddenly you've geometrically multiplied it's deliciousness? 7:38 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. @seriouslyokay I knew it! He's Saruman! 8:44 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterBerry
  4. Currently playing chess with the polycosm. 5:55 PM Dec 1st from TwitterBerry
  5. Oh snap! Farscape, the complete series, for fiddy-nine dollas? *Produces credit card, orders* http://is.gd/59b1E 10:15 AM Dec 1st from web
  6. Just saw the most needless display of rascal scooter use ever. She took it from her van, into subway. Parked it and stood in line. 10:46 AM Nov 30th from TwitterBerry
  7. Punctuation: the difference between responding to "rough night?" with "fucking a dude" and "fucking a, dude." 7:37 AM Nov 30th from web
  8. @robfrench @timryder EasyTone commercial -> Right Click -> Save As... Do add this chatty boob commercial to the collection. 9:39 PM Nov 29th from TwitterBerry
  9. Top 3 Words of the last year for me: time, awesome, shit. That about covers it. 5:14 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. Apparently I use drunk, life, and reddit in lots of tweets. Also: swearing. Hmm. Damn. http://is.gd/57fa5 #TweetCloud 4:40 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. Calling a goth girl Wednesday Adams, that's a huge compliment, right twitter? Back me up here internet. 10:20 PM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
  12. Currently at The Jive and Wail. We created an awkward situation when asked for number by girls out with other guys. Who then left in disgust 9:17 PM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
  13. Cab driver just speculated aloud about the Indian population of my city. He said "they work for Master Card," then cursed ousourcing. #idiot 8:45 PM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
  14. Ok, NOW it's thanksgiving. Mom yelling angrily at neighbor's decorations. "Happy *Thanksgiving* it's not Christmas yet! Turn them off!" 7:51 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  15. @robfrench no kidding. Most brides look like the SEARS catalog version of themselves after that hair crap happens. Can't stand it. 6:21 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  16. @Scottaught It sounds worse in text. "So the bride made you guys wear your hair like hairspray helmets? Or is the 'mom' hair a statement?" 6:19 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  17. @Scottaught I thought I was highlighting, by contrast, how good her hair looks most of the time. But the phrase I used wasn't so delicate. 6:15 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  18. Apparently it is bad form to tell someone their hair looked ridiculous at a wedding. #ThanksgivingRelevations 6:13 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  19. You take that coppers! / You cannot defeat our driver / So designated. #drunkhaiku 10:30 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  20. http://twitpic.com/qz7yw - Kill count that the waiter hasn't cleared yet. 10:16 PM Nov 25th from TwitPic