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Alotron

  1. 'Grexit' is a fucking horrible portmanteau you callous financial savages. The corridors of power need a cleansing fire, that's for sure. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. @girlymousey if IBEC want it, it's because business wants it. They all seek a return to the ruthless shangri-la of the Victorian age. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. (Growth will save us) about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. Charmingly naiive stuff on the #euref from IBEC's Danny McCoy in the Times today. What a colossus of reason and insight. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. @chris__baldwin I know, right? (I was too scared to correct him.) 3:53 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to chris__baldwin
  6. RT @chris__baldwin: @Alotron What an idiot! It's not a calculator, it's an abacus. Feh! 3:50 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  7. When I say 'me' I mean everyone within twenty feet 3:47 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  8. A homeless dude on the quays tried to tell me today that Stonehenge is a giant calculator 3:47 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  9. Re: #facebook, I should add that I've already hidden the worst offenders. *Everyone's* going nuts. It has a wild fin-de-Siecle feel to it 3:23 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  10. As someone said, there's a big difference between picking up 3 points here and there, and being expected to do it every week. #LFC 3:20 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  11. Roberto Martinez is biting off more than he can chew, I think.. Brendan Rodgers had the right idea. #Liverpool #lfc 3:19 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  12. @Pen_Bird I DON'T KNOW :( 3:15 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Pen_Bird
  13. @truthdogg It feels new... It sorta made sense for a while, but now I just can't figure any of it out. It feels a bit *crazy* in there... 3:15 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to truthdogg
  14. My facebook timeline is now just a bewildering stream of pop-culture half-references and dubious self-aggrandizing status updates. Scared. 3:10 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  15. RT @Dustpiggies: Read my stupid comic? Please RT dustpiggies.com 11:46 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  16. Agreed is good 6:57 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  17. Executive, summery 5:46 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  18. I'd like to go outside for a lunchtime walk but that huge ball fire in the sky scares the shit outta me. 5:45 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  19. Double Rambo 5:42 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  20. Somewhere over the Rambo 5:42 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  • Name Alan Ryan
  • Location Lumpy Space
  • Web http://www.farada...
  • Bio Ca-ca-ca-cartoonist and illustrator. Creator of the 'Faraday the Blob' comic. Possessor of several opinions, some borrowed, some stolen.
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